Are they on crack? Elle Magazine writes, “I Only Want To Dress Like Bernie Sanders From Now On”

Elle Magazine tweeted this yesterday with an adoring article entitled, “Grandpa Slacks Are the New Dad Jeans.”

The author of this crap is Justine Carreon, Market Editor for Elle. She starts out as follows:

“When you think of style icons, Bernie Sanders is probably low on your list. I’m not referencing campaign trail Bernie, with his hypebeast parka and sleek navy suit. I’m all about Bernie off-duty: the one who visits Ariana Grande concerts or walks around in stained button downs. His style should be dissected with the same fervor we approach female politicians. Feel the Bern, because at a second glance, his style is, looks at notes, cool. Canceling student debt is nice and all, but let’s praise his presidential crusade for the next it-pant: grandpa slacks.”

More of this garbage:

“But let’s talk about his slacks. These are of the pleated-front variety, much to the dismay of modern menswear enthusiasts. Fabrics vary, but they are often itchy wool or military-grade gabardine. The color of said pants should be muted, nothing garish or loud; stay in the range of easy-to-chew shades and by that I mean oatmeal, meatloaf, or roasted squash. These are not, and I cannot stress this enough, sexy. These tailored trousers are perfect, but they aren’t exactly flattering. The wide-leg fit should flow away from the body, and in no way will your ass be supported. Grandpa would never.”

You can read the whole amazing article here.

There’s only one reason for this nonsense: A socialist-loving millennial is so delusional about all the “free” stuff Bernie is promising, that their sense of fashion style has been “berned.”

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Dr. Eowyn
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More evidence that the Left are insane.

William
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William

I was going to read the whole article but I was afraid I’d get sucked into an endless black void. I can’t even get my head around this vacuous gibberish. There’s so much nothing here. And these people vote

William
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William

So there it is, Grandpa Slacks are the new Dad Jeans. Another synchronicity, I had only this morning been pondering that, wondering aloud, What are the new dad jeans? The two soul-deprived zombies pictured here certainly look cool and hip and In The Know. But seriously dysthymic. C’mon womyn, put on your Big Girl grandpa slacks and smile

TrailDust
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It’s like that dark period when the press told us First Lady Michelle Obama was an elegant fashion leader.

William
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William

He still is an elegant fashion leader, now introducing a new line of designer jockstraps. So his “Mike” aspects aren’t quite so obvious. He reads FOTM too

eah
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I assume that thing/blob next to him is his wife …? — reminds me of something I saw on internet: “Coming back from Eastern Europe, seeing the amount of grossly obese people is shocking. It is like so many Americans gave up on life.” — today approx 40% of American women and 30% of men are obese — something has gone tragically wrong.

William
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William

Replying to eah’s comment, yes something has gone seriously wrong. There are multiple factors but the comment about Americans giving up on life is telling. Many Americans have forgotten God and have no meaning or purpose to their lives apart from consuming, sex, and unceasing entertainment via their devices. Even many nominal Christians adhere to a kind of self-directed neo-gnosticism and see Jesus as just an enlightened cosmic life coach. Exactly the opposite of what God intends. They take no pride in their personal appearances, hence the proliferation of morbid obesity. Body Positivity, another way of saying It’s All Good.… Read more »

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

they’re gonna cut bern from the line up just like before. And they’ll have to get joe to the finish line on a handtruck. at least cameltoe, bugeyed booker, and ick that o’roreck dude are gone.

William
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William

Bernie is just there to generate money (for himself) and to drag The Party even further to the left, to make sure it stays true to its Marxist orientation. Joey may be in a nursing home by election time, he’s losing it. They may have to draft Hilary, if they can keep her Kuru in remission

chemtrailssuck
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chemtrailssuck

Seeing what a freak show these runways are, this is more “normal”. Just saw some “fashion” of some guy in drag, I guess they want this as the new “normal”.
At least they can look like they’re working, even though Sanders never worked an honest job ever.

They should dye their hair bleach white and snag some glasses too, for the complete ensemble.