Archaeological Discovery: 3000-year-old Hebrew cave drawings!

In a remote desert in Israel, archaeologists just made the find of the century — drawings of these symbols on the wall of a cave:
Hebrew drawings
 
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the  museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
After months of back-and-forth emails and faxes, the archaeologists held a huge conference to discuss the meaning of the markings.
Hebrew drawings
 
The president of the archaeological society, who also happened to be a Greens senator,  pointed to the first drawing and said:
“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can  also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the  soil.
The next  drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help  them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow, they seek food from the sea.”
Then, swelling with pride, the president said, “The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews!“
Hebrew drawings
 
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots. Hebrew  is read from right to left. It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!'”
H/t FOTM’s pnordman
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Archaeological Discovery: 3000-year-old Hebrew cave drawings!

  1. Reblogged this on Liberalism is Trust Fucked with Prudence. Conservatism is Distrust Tainted with Fear and commented:
    This biblical rambling of holy land alas Promised Land and Palestine both ain’t located in [Israel] today its way down South in Jebel Mosa in Saudi Arabia where Israelite artifacts found.
    To mislead the whole world Wahabi Mountaingoats of Al-Saud Kings doled Those Israelite artifacts to Israeli Jackasses to dump ‘em into History & Discovery Channel excavation sites allover Israel.
    Israelis and Palestinian can take their “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” [WAR] to Saudi Arabia where they belong. They can build a synagogue in every Pizza Hut, KFC McDonald and Dunkin’ Donuts.

     
  2. Same here – no pics!

     
  3. Cheryl Smith-Bell

    Thanks, needed the laugh on 9/11!

     
  4. Reblogged this on patrioticgofer and commented:
    A little humor is always good for the soul, isn’t it? So, before anyone gets upset or takes it too seriously, it’s a JOKE.

     
  5. Reblogged to patrioticgoferblog. But I’ll be danged if I know my own address!

     

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