Another Caption Contest! – We have a winner!

I asked the writers of FotM to each vote for a winner (#1) and a runner-up (#2). Here are the results:
The winner of this, our 3rd Caption Contest, is Ted Nougat — with 5 votes for #1, and 1 vote for #2. His caption submission is:

“Due to its placement on the far side of the court, Barack relied on the First Lady to help him read the teleprompter… ‘chew…chew…chew’.”

Congratulations, Ted! You clearly have a talent in writing clever captions, because you are a three-time winner of FotM’s caption contests!
Our 2nd-place winner or runner-up is Terry, whose caption submission received three #2 votes:

“Barry…Barry! …c’mon let’s go. That’s NOT Reggie out there in those little shorts!”

Terry narrowly beat out Lone Wolf, whose caption submission received two #2 votes:

“Who put the crucifix in this damned hotdog?”

Igor get an honorable mention for his caption mission that garnered one #1 vote:

“honey could you slide over a bit Reggie will be here any minute and I want to sit next to him.”

Congratulations to the winners ! and thanks to all who submitted a caption.  🙂
~Eowyn (Dec. 2, 2011)

~∞~

Last Saturday, Nov. 26, 2011, Obama took Moochelle and their girls to watch the most expensive basketball game, ever.
The family flew in Marine One from the White House to Towson University in Maryland, to watch a NCAA basketball game between the Oregon State Beavers and Towson Tigers.
This pic of Skippy and Moochelle cries out for your clever caption.

To get the contest started, here’s my caption submission:

“Holy jihad! I just ate a pork hotdog!”

The winner of this caption contest (our 3rd) will be announced this Friday, voted on by the writers of Fellowship of the Minds. Captions submitted by FotM writers will not be considered.
The winner gets a one-year free subscription to FotM. LOL
Congratulations to the winner, Ted Nougat, and runner-up, Tom Runge, of our last caption contest!
~Eowyn

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Doc's Wife
Doc's Wife
8 years ago

What do you mean, that wasn’t a Hebrew National hotdog??

KhetaAmenti
KhetaAmenti
8 years ago

Barry, can we get 10 of those hot dogs to go?

Rich Young
8 years ago

Hell, if Michelle won’t do me, I’ll do myself.

DCG
DCG
8 years ago

Marine One for what would have been a 45 mile drive? Are you kidding me? That gas guzzler for such a short trip? Unbelievable…
This is not a caption submission BTW 🙂

Ted Nougat
Ted Nougat
8 years ago

“Due to its placement on the far side of the court, Barak relied on the First Lady to help him read the teleprompter…”chew…chew…chew.”

katykat
katykat
8 years ago

“Oh, no — there’s a photographer and you left the White House without your wig again, Michelle. You also forgot to take your pajama top off this morning!!!!! I’m horrified for how you’re going to look on camera today.”

Tom Runge
Tom Runge
8 years ago

That’s the third hotdog you shoved in there! When do we leave this stinking place?

Rich Young
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom Runge

He has rabid “Oral Fixation”.

AbingtonJim
AbingtonJim
8 years ago

It tastes good, but it’s not Reggie.

Dave
Editor
8 years ago

Hmm, that feels vaguely familiar.
Uh, Chewy, oops, I meant sweety, would you mind dropping me off at Reggie’s place before he packs up and leaves?
Trust me, the SS won’t mind, and they already know the way.
-Dave

Alice Wolf
8 years ago

“I”m too sexy for your party”…………………………

UNeverKnow
UNeverKnow
8 years ago

Congrats on your KKK party racist contest! You people are vile, sick, losers! I guess you get that from your head racist, Rushie! Afraid of black people like the dirty, racist, redneck scum you people are!

Dave
Editor
8 years ago
Reply to  UNeverKnow

Pathetic that all you have left to defend this Kenyan Muslim commie from his rapidly accelerating destruction of our America is with the race card. That’s like defending Hitler’s destruction of Germany because of his silly little mustache. Oh, and be sure and smile when you ask your customers tomorrow, “Would you like fries with that?” And in between batches of fries, perhaps you might wish to brush up on your grammar? And perhaps even a little basic history? Nahh, you are far too gone for that. You are destined for government slavery, and nothing more. And something tells me… Read more »

Dave
Editor
8 years ago
Reply to  UNeverKnow

BTW, You government-educated dumbass, the KKK was started and run by DEMOCRATS for the duration.
But I guess they didn’t teach you that in government school, did they?
Then again, you are probably only 16, if even that, and your knowledge of history only goes back to Miley Cyrus’ first training bra.
If even that far.
-Dave

Open The Door
Open The Door
8 years ago
Reply to  UNeverKnow

Yo UKnow,,, I happen to know sheet wearing KKK members, dyed in the wool Democrats, each and every one.
Do de name Robert Byrd strike a fammilar note Kingfish?
They didn’t call him “Sheets” behind his back because he promoted “diversity”.

Thomas McMahon
Thomas McMahon
8 years ago

I sure am gonna miss you Bawney..

igor
igor
8 years ago

honey could you slide over a bit reggie will be here any minute and i want to sit next to him…

Maureen
Maureen
8 years ago

This golf ball’s sure getting uncomfortable. Better keep my eyes on that basketball…

BT
BT
8 years ago

You guys win this game and this is what I’m willing to do for you!

Wild Bill Alaska
Wild Bill Alaska
8 years ago

“What? Bawney Fwank sold his penis to the highest bidder at his gender change operation and it was the republican party?,quick mooseshelle!,either bring me some mouthwash or my lavender smoking slippers”.
Wild Bill
Alaska

Rich Young
8 years ago

Moochelle won’t kiss Berrie now that he had his tongue replaced with Barnie’s penis.

Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
8 years ago

“Who put the crucifix in this damned hotdog?”

InRussetShadows
8 years ago

Barry: You know, honey, Skoal and hotdogs do go well together after all. It’s American as cherry pie! Michelle: I got on Marine-1 for this?

Open The Door
Open The Door
8 years ago

“Look Michelle, that guy is hot! I’m giving him my come hither look.”
You guys are so bad, how come I am just now discovering you?

Open The Door
Open The Door
8 years ago
Reply to  Open The Door

Thanks Steve, I will try and uphold your high standards of satire.
May The Force be with you. /sarc

Open The Door
Open The Door
8 years ago

Damnit Steve,,, You are, you’re, not “your”. Not intending to offend, just don’t want to introduce a crack to be used to call somebody ignorant.
Kind of like calling a revolver a pistol.
Gotta run right now, got two red horses trying to jump the ditch.

Open The Door
Open The Door
8 years ago

Flaws??? You bet, I can no longer hit the ten ring with consistory. I need optics to be accurate, I am an old vet.
Sorry if I raised your ire, just want your staff to avoid folks calling them ignorant when that is not the case.
Peace brother.

igor
igor
8 years ago

after watching “dancing with the stars” and seeing the formerly female chasity bono now a male chas bono michelle thought about being micheal
and she tried out her new look at the basketball game. micheal and barack suck down some red hots while watching men run around in shorts.