Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos sent mistress a pic of his penis

What is it with Democrat men and sexting pics of their penis?

Remember the penis pic that Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, former Congressman (D-NY) and husband of Hillary Clinton’s closest aide Huma Abedin, sexted a minor, for which he was sentenced to 21 months in prison?

This is not Weiner’s penis pic

Last Wednesday, Jan. 9, world’s richest man, Amazon founder-CEO-president and owner of the Washington Post Jeff Bezos, 55, announced in a treacly tweet that he and Mackenzie, 48, his wife of 25 years, are getting a divorce, calling it “a development in our lives”:

As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,” it began. “If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We’ve had such a great life together as a married couple, and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures. Though the labels might be different, we remain a family, and we remain cherished friends.

Blah, blah, blah.

But as Salon‘s Rachel Leah puts it: “The initial message read as sweet, amicable, loving — and then it all fell apart. Hours later, the National Enquirer came through with a blockbuster exclusive,” claiming that the Bezos are actually divorcing because the Amazon CEO was caught cheating with former Los Angeles news anchor Lauren Sanchez, 49, wife of Patrick Whitesell, Hollywood agent and founding partner of William Morris Endeavor Entertainment.

Whitesell, who worked his way up from the mailroom, is no slouch in the wealth department, though less than Bezos, with an estimated net worth of $300 million. (Heavy)

The Enquirer got its story over a 4-month period by tailing the adulterous couple across 5 states “in private jets, swanky limos, helicopter rides, romantic hikes, five-star hotel hideaways, intimate dinner dates and ‘quality time’ in hidden love nests”.

The Enquirer also got hold of “raunchy messages and erotic selfies” between the couple, and released two non-Xrated sexts of Jeff Bezos:

“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.”

Even worse, the Enquirer claims to have seen “lewd selfies” that Bezos sent his mistress.

James Robertson, Dylan Howard and Andrea Simpson report for the National Enquirer, Jan. 10, 2019:

In a stunning new revelation as part of the The National ENQUIRER’s blockbuster exposé, we can reveal the Amazon founder — worth an eye-watering $144 billion — was so smitten with his mistress, Lauren Sanchez, the wife of powerful Hollywood talent agent Patrick Whitesell, that he literally lost his pants!

A cache of lewd selfies taken by Bezos and seen by reporters from The ENQUIRER are so shocking we dare not print them — but their existence could devastate his standing in the upper ranks of the tech world.

Several of the pictures show the billionaire posing with his shirt off in front of the mirror, and in another, he grins with just a towel wrapped around his waist in a steamy bathroom.

What’s more, the horndog e-commerce mogul even sent Sanchez a below-the-belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a “d*ck pic” — in an unsparing close-up that’s too explicit to describe in detail.

Indeed, The Enquirer’s editors decided not to publish the image or details about it out of respect to the billionaire’s privacy.

However, the relevance of the photograph and the sexually charged text messages has become ever more relevant given his insistence that the relationship did not begin until after he separated from his wife.

Bezos’ decision to share the intimate images over a span of months is a stunning lapse of judgement from the man who oversees one of the largest tech companies in the world.

It also provides a window into his mind — obsessed with his own appearance, and naively overlooking the possibility that the images could be leaked and published.

While Bezos and Sanchez insist their relationship began “in the fall” only after they had ended their marriages,The ENQUIRER can reveal the raunchy photos and texts were sent many months earlier!

In one message sent on June 1, 2018, and obtained by The ENQUIRER, on newsstands today, Bezos sent Sanchez a shirtless photo and told her:

“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

According to Heavy, the Bezos met when Mackenzie was an Amazon employee. But according to Seattle Times, the two met when Jeff hired her at the hedge fund where he was VP.

Since they do not have a pre-nup, she stands to be the world’s richest woman after their divorce.

~Eowyn

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Jim Campbell
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How was she absolutely sure it wasn’t a head shot he looks like a dick head to me?

Alma
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Alma

These men are so obsessed with their pp’s -what goes up must come down, to the disappointing of so many women, money talks-B.S.walks. Sorry fellows, not offending anyone, I know most of you think with your brains and not with your heads.

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Yes, Bezos is a dickhead .. now it’s payback time. They will “remain cherished friends?” LOL. Wait ’til the lawyers get done with them; they will hate each other. Many couples try to divorce and remain friends (for the children, of course), but then, the fee-hungry lawyers tear them to shreds. This one will be no different.

Doctor Moebius
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Doctor Moebius

This is why too much money (and thus, power) is a bad thing: People lose their morality, their ethics, their common sense, and their minds.

silhouette
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silhouette

I don’t much care what these elite snobs do in privacy, just don’t be condescending to those of us that work for a living and strive for an honest government.

marble
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marble

Just when I believed that Weiner (in German, correctly pronounced Winer), had vanished, he had to reappear with a posting today. And the Bezos “revelation” was added. (Did he use a Kindle tablet or an Samsung phone?) This practice is very popular today using apps such as Tinder and Hinge and is reported in the September 2015 issue of “Vanity Fair.” The article tells of a man sending pictures of his penis, women looking at it, then deciding on whether or not to indulge in a one time copulation. Could there be a market for T-shirts with “Call me Mr.… Read more »

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“Dick Pic” of Bezos = ‘Selfie”. Well, at least he’s consistent. He’s a glutinous asshole in business AND his personal life. What a pig.

I’m sure the $70B will console “Ms. Bezos”. I’m sure she’s stuck with him all these years for his good looks, and his “attributes”.

greenworxx
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greenworxx

If they marry, I bet Sanchez will have to sign a prenup. Bezos is evil personified.

Recynd77
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Recynd77

Didn’t Lauren Sanchez also have a hot, steamy affair with ex-LA Mayor, Antonio Villarigosa? I think she did…

Hypergamy in action…hope she enjoys it while she’s got it, because, and here’s the thing: we ALL get old. (I, too, would rather be old and rich, but either way, we get old.)

Jeff-baby does seem to have a type, doesn’t he?

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

Strange that the internet isn’t flooded with these kind of pictures of conservatives. Always seems to be the left leaning weirdos who inundate us with their shortcomings.

Maryaha
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Maryaha

The abysmal state of this nation’s morality continues to grow. Here’s an article I saw last night, that says child brides are now legal in this country, if I’m reading it correctly. For example, basically, a girl can be born and raised here to be 13 years old, and then sent to an Islamic country to marry an adult man. Then he can use her to get into the U.S. and they can live here together. And it’s all legal. And it’s been going on for a while.

https://apnews.com/19e43295c76d4d249aa51c9f643eb377

Steven Broiles
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With the exception of Donald Trump, it seems like billionaires are nothing but scum to me! Bezos is allowed to be a jerk and have any leftist political opinions he wants, but the CIA giving him $650 million to buy the Washington Post is beyond the pale, and I want to see that entire transaction reversed. As for Amazon, no more for me: Yes, they provide good stuff at a good price, but they have managed to undercut everyone else to such an extent, they really should be prosecuted under the antitrust acts. It’s a no-brainer: St. Thomas Aquinas has… Read more »

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Did she “unfriend” him, or “like” him? THAT is the question.

Mr Reynard
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Mr Reynard

The smaller it is the bigger the bragging ….

CogitoErgoSumantra
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CogitoErgoSumantra

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Book Worm”…

Doctor Moebius
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Doctor Moebius

Lauren Sanchez is a whore. Nothing to write home about, except for monstrous gazoombas. I don’t find her attractive AT ALL. Everyone has their lusty preferences. Mine just happen to be with intelligent, good looking women. Once the Bezos divorce is done, perhaps Mackenzie can give me a ring. I’d be as loyal as a (hmm. Wolf?) to her – she’s pretty alright. Her only downside is in her taste in men. I’m a poor Jeff Bezos – would she go slumming with me?

Seumas
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Seumas

Perhaps the last name is really short for bezoars? Those with some background in medicine will know the term. Just goes to show hot rotten he is, and all the more reason for the world to stop using his vile company (Remember when amazon sold, and defended selling, a pedophile “how to molest” e-book, and only relented after enough media heat showed up? Even then they still sell soft porn of children in book form to this day.) I would hope his soon to be “ex” wife uses the divorce as a way to wrest the company from him, and… Read more »

Dan
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Dan

The chance that Bezos, however nerdy he may be, would write that subliterate drivel and “expose” himself to blackmail and derision is probably about zero.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

All the money in the world and he’s still not happy. Grandma used to say the difference in a ‘po girl and a poor girl was that the ‘po girl didn’t have much but she always made the best of what she had. While the poor girl had all the breaks, no matter how much she wanted, she just wanted more, and was never happy. And the ‘po girl still had enough to help someone else.

Maryaha
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Maryaha

There’s something off about this whole current Bezos narrative. Something’s rotten in the Amazon, and I’ll bet there’s an even bigger tale that this one is meant to cover up. I can’t put my finger on what is off, though.😳

Tih
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Tih

Whole thing’s probably just w cover do both of them can dump all their stock as part of the “settlement”.

MarkyMark
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MarkyMark

Even if Jeff Bezos had had a prenup with STBE Mackenzie, it might not have helped; judges can and do set aside prenups all the time. Exhibit A is former Friends star Matt LeBlanc. After the show ended and LeBlanc was no longer earning the big bucks, he and his wife were divorced. They had a prenup. During divorce proceedings, LeBlanc’s now ex-wife said that she’d agreed to the prenup and was willing to live by it. That didn’t matter. The judge thought it was unfair to her and set it aside anyway. LeBlanc got HOSED; thanks to imputed income,… Read more »

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

I guess Bezos is into dirty Sanchezes! 😱😆

CogitoErgoSumantra
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CogitoErgoSumantra

Oh, and one more thing… regarding leaked photos. I don’t do selfies. I’m in my 50s; ‘nuf said. But I do take photos and videos of deer as they walk, eat, and rest in my yard. I use my Android cell phone. So a year or two ago I got a new TV. Put an Amazon FireStick on it. It had a “View your photos” option among the apps, so I thought “what the hey?” I’d NEVER uploaded my photos nor used any social apps on my cell phone. But when I opened that FireStick app on my TV, there… Read more »