Afternoon Laugh.

There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing
there who said: “Good morning, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
So I said, “Come in and sit down.”
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you
want to talk about?”
He said, “Beats the rap out of me, I’ve never gotten this far!”
~Steve~         H/T Joseph

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lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie
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lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie

That’s the best laugh I’ve had this morning! LOL

tina
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LOL!! the poor guy is in shock! that’s funny.

Dr. Eowyn
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That’s so true! LOL

Dave
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Dave

LOL – I don’t even go to the door.
-Dave

Patriot Angel
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Funny. I remember talking to one years ago but I just don’t remember the conversation. Oh yes I do. They said there was no hell so I said if there isn’t any hell, why am I serving the Lord at all? When I die, I won’t know a thing!

Lone Wolf
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Lone Wolf

I needed that laugh after all the doom and gloom.

"gunner"
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"gunner"

i was accosted once by a fairly prety young jehovahs witness girl, offering me one of their tracts, i politely told her “no thanks, my spot in heaven is already guaranteed, check the last verse of the marine corps hymn.
“gunner”
(“if the army and the navy ever look on heaven’s scenes,
they will find the streets are guarded by united states marines.”)

igor
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igor

years ago i had a pig roast at my house, keg of beer, sand volleyball, horseshoes, and frisbee for the dogs, anyway the next morning there was still some beer in the keg and bear (igors dad) was still running around with a frisbee. anyway a couple of jehovahs witnesses were brave enough to walk down the driveway as i emerged from the house. standing on the other side of my driveway by the keg was two of my friends both with long blond hair and beards with no shirts saying to me the beer was still cold and raising… Read more »

Hujonwi
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Hujonwi

If ya answer the door naked they will leave and not come back. I know…

"gunner"
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"gunner"

@ igor,
where did your two friends park their longboat, and were they wearing their horned helmets.

igor
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igor

true both of those friends have a scandanavian heritage as i do also. i was the one who had a boat a sea ray speed boat with the jolly roger flying. and the keg that still had beer was keg number 3 michelob fresh from good ole st. louis.. budweiser has a born on date on their products and cold, fresh michelob is excellent and these kegs were all only a day or two old i wonder what a keg goes for now a days didn’t cost that much back in the early 90’s late 80’s