AAADD

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H/t beloved fellow Joseph 😀
~Eowyn

AAADD
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. — Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study. So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I’d been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye — they need water!
I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone nitwit had left it on the kitchen table!
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs. But first I’ll water the flowers.
As I pour water in the flowers, I spilled quite a bit of it on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels to wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn’t washed,
the bills aren’t paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
the flowers don’t have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
I try to figure out why nothing got done today. I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I’m really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail….

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0 responses to “AAADD

  1. Very nice and true too.
    Can I reproduce it in my blog with due credits and links to ur site?
    I write at ksriranga.wordpress.com

     
  2. Believe me, it’s all too, too true!

     
  3. Thanks for ur kind consent!

     
  4. ROTFL! jOESPH I know it is true!!

     
  5. Whew, what a relief.
    I thought I was on the verge of cracking up.
    -Dave

     
  6. Don’t feel alone Dave! cause your not!

     
  7. Dave from Atlanta

    I had something to say about this but now I don’t remember what it was.

     
  8. oh this is so funny and so true 🙂

     
  9. Whoever wrote this post must have been following me around today! But, the part about the Coke is not true. I don’t drink coke. Make it black coffee, and I’ll fess up!

     
  10. Has this been fun or what? Or what? Well, what?!

     
  11. gee sounds about how i went through the 1970’s smoke a little weed and wander.

     

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