A young New York blonde was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
“You have so much to live for!” said the man. “I’m a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the blonde accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy.”
“I see,” the captain says.
But her conscience got the best of her. She confessed, “Plus, he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain.
“This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
H/t FOTM’s Miss May 😀
~Eowyn
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I have no words for this one! O_O
l.m.a.o………Sorry to the blonde posters on this site but after all , she did say that she was a blonde .
Funny!