A new year means a new Caption Contest!

This is the 64th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
Faces of Hillary
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“What does it matter?,” so says the Hildebeast about the deaths of 4 Americans at Benghazi. Here are 32 reasons for HR 3741, the proposed bill to eliminate the death penalty for treason.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
Seen any good pics that’ll be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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  1. Caption: “The Faces of Evil”

  2. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Sybil.

  3. This is going to be a good one. 😀

  4. 1. The more it changes, the more it stays the same: plug-ugly lying lips.
    2. Still lying, after all these years.
    3. Vote for me: I’m not yet a convicted felon.
    Take yr pick: Hilary’s easy to pillory!

  5. ” This is Schrillary doing her tryout for the remake of ” The Wizard of Oz ” .( of course she is trying out for the role of Wicked Witch of the West ) .
    Or another remake of a classic ” The 32 faces of Eve-il”
    ” As you can see , I don’t just sit around Little Rock and bake cookies “

  6. Sorry, the graphic left me colder than if I was back on the DMZ in Korea.

  7. America, take a good look at these 24 pictures. Is this the face you want to spend the next 4 years seeing lecture YOU???

  8. This is what happens when you lie so many times that you can no longer be described as just “Two Faced”.

  9. Hilary’s reactions after she and Bill ordered the murders of those who “knew too much”.

  10. Hi my name is Hillary and well I could go on I have 32 personalities so what does it matter?. Take a pick. We are all evil.

  11. The Many Faces of Jezebel.

  12. So many masks… So little time.

  13. “The Pictures of Hillary Dorian”

  14. Soo, all you useful idiots think you’ve had a screwing since 2008…….you ain’t seen nothing yet, my little pretties!!!

  15. How much fun would it be to be able to throw a big cream pie in that Whore of Babylon’s face (s) ?

  16. As she receives her daily colonic truth cleansing from the Enema of Lies, Hillary shows a progression from inane babbling to her full potential as the Satan Whisperer.

  17. So I don’t take a pretty picture; What difference does it make?

  18. As you step out of Hell’s Elevator on the bottom floor, you see this collage in the foyer.

  19. Witnesses of the Benghazi massacre examined the mugshots of the persons responsible for this outrage. They suddenly came to a realization….

  20. LOL Dr E,. You are going to have so many entries for this latest contest that you’ll never be able to pick a winner!

  21. Andy Warhol’s estate releases evidence of late “trashed art work” deemed of little or no value.

  22. Mike howrightismike

    At 2 AM, a phone is ringing. Is this who you want to answer?

  23. Too the Brady bunch theme:
    It’s the story, of a fugly lady,
    Who was living with 3 lies of her own.
    Till the one day when the lady met this creepy con-man
    who all her friends he liked to bone.
    She knew this was much more than a hunch,
    But she could live with this if was also allowed to munch.

  24. the album cover of the rolling stones “some girls” if it had come out in 2012 instead of 1980

  25. Hillary selfies in an endless loop
    She’s getting older, watch her jowls droop
    Paste them in the bathroom, helps me poop
    Yeah! Hillary selfies in an endless loop

  26. It’s three o’clock in the morning
    Benghazi’s burned the whole night through.
    And daylight soon will be dawning
    Our Ambassador has just turned blue.
    The terrorists are still dancing
    She’ll blame it on a video or two.
    She will just keep on right lying, it’s time to bid her adieu.

    • Brilliant, Sig!
      May I humbly suggest inserting this line at the end:
      “The terrorists are still dancing
      She’ll blame it on a video or two,
      and crying ‘What does it matter?’
      She will just keep right on lying,
      It’s time to bid her adieu.”
      ‘What does it matter

  27. Fifty shades of grim.

  28. The face(s) of modern liberalism

  29. Photos of the latest development of the HIlarybeest, an emerging shaggy horned mammal in the USA. Unfortunately, details of the development have been forbidden by the current administration.

  30. NSA’s LEO LBS (Low Earth Orbit LyingBimboSat) burnt up in orbit after taking only 32 photographs. Examination of the wreckage revealed that the high tech satellite committed suicide.

  31. Photo Scrabble from Hell.

  32. Eight times four: I don’t want no more.

  33. The Hildebeast transforms into a laughing hyena.

  34. This is planned parenthood’s new form of birth control slogan ” Men , gaze upon these photos and no amount of persuasion will make you rise to the occasion . ” Proven 100% effective by Bill’s philandering ways !

  35. One woman that will never have the word “siren” applied to her. She IS in fact, VERY dangerous that much is true but she possesses not one alluring quality about her …..what so ever 🙁

  36. Ever since I was a child I heard about Big Foot sightings in several States.
    However there is no actual prove they actually exist.
    Now then it has been proven there is a new breed of monster amongst the world. It is said to be one of the UGLIEST creatures known to man kind. It can also change it’s looks and tone of screeches at will. It has also been said this beast is not afraid of the public, in fact it seems to thrive when screeching at the public.
    The scientific name of this beast is Oneuglyassbitch, the more common name is Hildebeast, or Thebitch.
    If you happen to see this beast in public be sure to cover your ears as the screeching lies that have been reported coming from this beast will bring you to your knees. So be aware of the Oneuglyassbitch, once you are in her clutches it is very difficult to getaway.

  37. Hillary’s O faces, captured while her thrills came as she witnessed the death and destruction of life and liberty .

  38. The Kaleidoscope of Incompetence. Put it up to the light, twist the ‘scope and watch a never ending array of felonies and f**kups.

  39. It ends tomorrow? I felt like I was just warming up…

    • I think this should be the first “ongoing” caption contest. You know they’re gonna just keep rolling in. Who knows, we could all have a new laugh everyday for years to come. Sig, you alone should be good for at least the next 3 or 4 months, hahahaha!

  40. It’s the new Political Twister game! Pfister! Spin the marker and place your hands and feet on Hillary in the most awkward political lies! Any number of democrats can play! After all, what difference does it make!

  41. Oh, no– she’s been cloned!!

  42. The new foil “push through” Big Lie Dispenser is your “must have” accessory when you face the media! It’s the perfect pocket-sized savior when CYA is the order of the day!
    Just push the encapsulated lie through the sanitary foil wrapper and – Presto! – an immediate media response!
    Savor the “If you like your *blank* you can keep your *blank* ” and wrap yourself around,”But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what’s in it!” offerings!
    An assortment of 32 Big Lies comes in Hillary, Obama, Kerry, Reid, Pelosi and Schumer flavors.

  43. Reblogged this on BLOGGING BAD ~ DICK.G: AMERICAN ! and commented:
    Gunny G!

  44. The shriek of the shrillderbeast