A New Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

As usual, I asked each of the writers of FOTM to give me their votes for his/her No. 1 and No. 2 captions. A #1 vote is worth 3 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points; and an honorable mention is worth 1 point.
Seven FOTM writers voted. And the winner of this Caption Contest, with a total of 11 points, is Terry! Terry submitted two captions:

His first caption, “And for your Gingrich debates, you’re going to have the teleprompters THIS close!”, received two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points.

Terry’s second caption, “Are you serious? WOW! How about Reggie Love’s?”, received one #1 vote, worth 3 points.

The total number of points for Terry is 11.

Veteransadvice is our second-place runner-up, with two #1 votes worth a total of 6 points. His caption is:

“Shulz: Can you believe we are this close to finally making it into the 1%?

Obama: About time!”

MC is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points.
Greg and KhetaAmenti are both in 4th place, with 4 points each.
Ted Nougat & Siegfried are both in 5th place, with 3 points each.
Igor is in 6th place, with 1 point.
CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners!!!!
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Here we go, a new caption contest courtesy of Skippy and Debbie “Blabbermouth” Schulz. Have fun with it! LOL

The winner of this caption contest  will be announced next Friday, voted on by the writers of Fellowship of the Minds. As usual captions submitted by FotM writers will not be considered.
The winner gets a one-year free subscription to FotM. LOL
I’ll start it with:
Schulz: There was a time when my butt was only this big.
Obama: Suuuurrre it was Debbie!
Tom in NC

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25 responses to “A New Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

  1. “Honestly, Barry, Moochelle ate the entire ham sandwich all in one gulp!”

     
  2. Really? Allen West?

     
    • Sage Brush, with all due respect to Allen West, someone I have the utmost respect for, we know that she is a “vile, unprofessional ,and despicable,characterless coward” and I would not rule out the possibility of her making this extraordinary boast to her friend Skippy.

       
  3. ENTRY..Caption Contest: “I’ve got Lindsey Graham this close to voting with us on keeping Boeing out of S.C.”

     
  4. Cloning of Hillary and Michelle was a success. Ubama is experiencing the best of both worlds now.

     
  5. Howard T. Lewis III

    Your butt really is almost as big as these scars on my head!

     
  6. “So then, this girl with a set of really narrow hips, like this wide, sat down next to me. She was really uncomfortable with the fact I took up all the room. It was hilarious to make somebody with a normal body so uncomfortable. I am sure Michelle has had experiences like that too.”

     
  7. You have this much of a chance of winning again, boss….

     
  8. “Air Force One is sooooo comfortable, Mr. President, I usually have to cram my ass in a seat this big!”

     
  9. After ten months in prison for tax evasion, my daddy’s anus is this big.
    And don’t get me started ’bout my momma.
    -Dave

     
  10. Wow, Ubama! Buzzing New York City again was fun! We got this close to the Empire State Building!

     
  11. “If I could measure your IQ with a ruler… your intelligence would be this big!”

     
  12. Honestly my butt was only this big. then I met this black lady/man who pumped it up with fix a flat.

     
  13. That big! Are you boasting again Mr President.

     
  14. Shulz: Can you believe we are this close to finally making it into the 1%?
    Obama: About time.

     
  15. Mr President, I can stretch the truth this far without batting an eye, but I cannot hold a candle to your whoppers…

     
  16. i just got a brand new strapon dildo i know you will like it more than the other one because it is this long……

     
  17. If you think Bawney Fwank is sexy clap your hands.

     
  18. Dennis H. Bennett

    You’re saying you only got this close to Larry Sinclair while you were singing in the “choir”, right?

     
  19. When I said you are focused like a laser, I really meant to say like a small glow in the dark stick, say ’bout this big.

     
  20. Woops! Sorry, Terry the he. LOL

     
  21. Honestly ; there was a time when my MOUTH was only this big !! : )

     

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