A more sober Caption Contest. Are you up to the challenge?

This is the 71st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (click to enlarge):

The People vs. BLM Cliven Bundy’s supporters (right) face off the BLM (left) on April 12, 2014, Nevada (photo by Jesselyn Bickley of Desert Valley Times)

See also “Eyewitness says BLM “scared crapless” by THOUSANDS of patriots supporting NV rancher Bundy.”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a orgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 22, 2014.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Battle of Lexington of the Second American Revolutionary War, 2014.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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0 responses to “A more sober Caption Contest. Are you up to the challenge?

  1. Here is our line and you will notice, it isn’t pink.

  2. My 1st thought ; ” GO AHEAD , MAKE MY DAY ” !………………………
    2nd ” A Man ( government ) Has Got To Know His Limitations …………..2 great lines from ” Dirty Harry ” Callahan movies ………Short , sweet , and to the point

    • Damn , I got trolled . Don’t fret though , I’ll sleep today . The trollers thumbs down is about as significant as a fly on an elephants ass .

  3. Round one Bundy 1 Dirty Harry Reid 0.

  4. This may be the most sober of our caption contests so far. But please, if any of you folks come up with side splitting zingers, it would be a welcome relief. Okay… RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

  5. Just another day at the Tex/Mex border. Welcome New voters.

  6. Pay close attention… This is the BEGINNING, not the END.

  7. “I double dare you!”

  8. This is the way it should be, when we take a stand and tell government what to do….not the other way around.

  9. Opening day of the Race to Castrate Harry Reid.

  10. Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Reid
    A lying politician known for corruption and greed
    Then one day he figured how to steal
    A whole buncha land through another rotten deal.

    Blame the land tortoises, turtles need solar power too

    Well the first thing you know there’s suits and counterclaims
    Reid’s getting ballsy like he thinks he’s Jesse James
    The steers are almost gone, it’ll be all over by next Monday
    When he pisses off a rancher by the name of Cliven Bundy

    Hard ass, eats nails, spits tacks

    So Reid sends in his boys and there’s snipers on the hills
    People gettin’ tasered so the cops can get their thrills
    But ole Cliven and his ranch has been there for near forever
    So he calls for help – hey – ain’t that mighty clever

    OK … I was reaching on that last rhyme, so sue me

    A lot of patriotic folks are so mad that they’re steamin’
    They travel many miles to give the BLM a reamin’
    There’s threats all around but cooler heads prevail
    And those BLM boys, well now they’re settin’ sail

    Back to Bullshitland, mind ya don’t bother comin’ back now, ya hear?

  11. “Come on now……you would do it for Randolph Scott!”

  12. Bureaucrats Lugging Machineguns meet reality!

  13. To fit Obama and Hillary in with the rest of the clowns, Bozos sandbox needed to be extended past the bridge and into the septic canal…

  14. Mister-you picked the WRONG reason to be here,the WRONG man to screw with,and the WRONG time and place to screw with him. You’ll be leavin’ now…

  15. 300… the movie…

  16. “Stand-off and show-down of the semi-finals American Clark County cooking demonstrations of Reid solar panel fried tortoises and Bundy charcoal barbecue beef.”

  17. “The famous 2014 Clark County highway bridge battle line with the Autocrats (left) led by General Reid and the Patriots (right) led by General Bundy before the Patriots combat win by smashing BLM secret tortoise shell armour, routing obsequious corporate slavers and liberating the people farmers”.

  18. Rattle, rattle, rattle…..here come the cattle!

  19. Cowboys and Indians vs. Govt. Aliens

  20. Hope and Change!
    Now Lucifer and his Cronies (Reid), are hoping that the American people will change.

    The Bundy Ranch has them realizing all that ammo the different government agencies bought last year may not be enough.

  21. Says the BLMajor:
    “Oh, shoot…Those aren’t low/no info voters or obamazombies. They’re Patriots…NO! NO! DON’T SHOOT!”

  22. “the end of the beginning”.

  23. Reid’s Ricochet!


  25. It only takes ‘ONE’ to make a change-it’s a bonus when you have friends who believe and stand beside you!

  26. Despite a hefty cover charge, folks came from miles around to watch Ludmilla, the pole dancing desert tortoise.

  27. We are willing to die for our beliefs. The question is, are you willing to kill for your 30 pieces of silver?