This was the pic:
All 8 FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the world-famous 34th FOTM Caption Contest is….
Here’s his winning caption, which received four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points:
“and finally there was no one left to throw under the bus”
Jeff Becker is the runner-up in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 9 points:
“How many Obama’s do YOU see on the bus? Answer- 13 (YOU HAVE TO COUNT THE EMPTY SEATS!)”
Christy is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:
“Leavin’ on a midnight train to tour the elusive 57th state.”
hrmfc, Lock Enlode, and Merciless Ming are in 4th place, each receiving one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“‘He’s a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all of his nowhere plans for nobody.’ Apologies to John,Paul,George and Ringo”
“Heading to zip code 66048… Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary to occupy a 10 x 8 ft. furnished living space for the next 40 years with hard labor… for the high crimes of Treason and Sedition against the United States of America and its Constitution. Brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion!”
“Ha, I’m half white so I don’t have to sit in the back”
Kathy and Miranda are both in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“Dannng, am I the only one being deported today??”
“Just another bump in the road…”
Congratulations, igor! Here’s your super-duper, hand-scribbled (by moi), one-of-a-hand, all-ready-for-framing Award Certificate of Excellence! 😀
For all the other caption submissions, go here!
Watch for our next election-special Caption Contest tomorrow! 😉