A feminist's recipe for sour dough bread (not recommended for those with a weak stomach)

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I don’t recall how I happened upon this story…and I’m almost sorry I did. Yet it is an example of the lengths feminists will go to seek attention and to prove just how whacky they are.
WARNING: This is not for the faint of heart. Do not continue reading this post if you are eating or just ate. TRUST ME.
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There’s a woman by the name of Zoe Starvi who, according to her Twitter bio, is an Anarchist. Feminist. Queer. All angry. One of the nastiest trolls on here (apparently) She/her/hers. Views not representative of anywhere I work, obvs“.
On November 25th she tweeted out the following: “Baking and eating 
The hashtag alone should give you notice to proceed with caution (and an empty stomach).
The Daily Mail caught this tweet and reported on the aftermath it caused on Twitter. Here’s the story (your last warning!):

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat sourdough bread again...

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat sourdough bread again…


When a feminist blogger found herself suffering from a vaginal yeast infection, she made the unusual decision to use the unwanted bodily fluid as an ingredient for making bread.
Zoe Stavri, who writes under the title Another Angry Woman, has documented the details of her unusual baking experiment on social media and it’s caused something of a furor (shocker, not).
The feminist, who admits to having a ‘slightly perverse sense of humor’ and a ‘keenly scientific mind’, realized she was suffering from the yeast infection. Rather than resolve the issue with conventional treatment she would make the most of the additional yeast she was producing.
Using a sex aid to retrieve the yeast from her vagina, Stavri used it as a base ingredient for sour-dough, a loaf which often takes several days for the ‘starter’ dough to ferment. The experimental baker added her self-made ingredient to flour and water and then watched as the fermentation process began, taking pictures along the way.
Here’s her review of the final product:
“It tasted like a pretty damn nice sourdough bread. Not the tangiest sourdough I’ve ever eaten, but solidly tasty. I really, really liked it. After having a little bite, I ate a slice with butter. The bread was still slightly warm and the butter soaked in and it was absolutely heavenly. A lot of people on the internet seem to be under the impression it would taste like cunt. Of course it fucking didn’t. The only thing that really tastes like pussy is pussy. Given that this is a loaf of bread, obviously it didn’t taste like pussy. Learn biology, buddy.”
I cannot go into any more detail without wanting to throw up. If you feel so inclined to review the whole process, read her blog here.
If you are thinking of trying this recipe for your next family meal – don’t. HuffPo UK spoke with Dr Helen Webberley from Oxford Online Pharmacy who issued a few words of caution. She told HuffPost UK: “While moulds and funguses have been used in cooking for years, we should never consider eating anything that could contain human genetic material. The vagina hosts numerous bacteria and organisms, some of which can be infective. This is clearly a health hazard.
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0 responses to “A feminist's recipe for sour dough bread (not recommended for those with a weak stomach)

  1. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

     
  2. That pic might have the same effect on a certain ” male body part ” as salt peter

     
  3. This whole thing is beyond incredible. This hag is really not acceptable in polite society. Not only is she nuts . . . but anyone who would donate money to her is also certifiable! I am dying to know–how much money does this troll actually bring in?

     
  4. hvgarvey@comcast.net

    Hi: Dr Eowyn:
    These broads are all insane.
    hvg

     
  5. Ummm… I’d donate her a large sum of money if she promises to use it on mental health therapist..like for life.

     
  6. emotional well being plays a strong part in our immune system and if this “female” is angry all the time I’d understand why she would have yeast infections, among other things.
    what in the world is so wrong in her life that she would have to be angry all the time anyways? It’s not like she was told she will be sued for practicing her faith, or that CPS is threatening to steal away her children because of a disagreement with the doctor, or that she is facing unemployment for refusing a flu shot, or that jihadis are after her to kill her for being lesbian or convert her into their whore….judging from the pic she posted, I doubt too many males are knocking down her door. I think she is screaming for attention that she felt she was deprived of as a child.
    also, what in the world is going on with people today that they must not only consume their own bodily discharge but use it as a baking ingredient?
    I’m sure her parents are proud.

     
  7. This woman is insane and vulgar. And not only that, I would go out on a limb to declare she is something of a vampire, also, given that she is willing to ingest her own bodily fluids, however remotely prepared.
    On another angle, Yes, yeast is used to make bread. But this brings to mind another thing that REALLY creeps me out: Fungi and molds. I CANNOT, for the life of me, understand why people eat mushrooms. Of the 10,000+ varieties of mushrooms known, only two or three are edible (the rest are incredibly poisonous). This always led me to ask, How many people died for us to learn that this particular mushroom is poison? Not only that, but mushrooms have absolutely NO nutritional value whatsoever, and I have also learned that many cancers are a fungal disease: The spores are so microscopic, that they can attach themselves to the TELOMERES of our DNA!
    Mold is another problem, other than the mold found in bleu cheese.
    Somewhere, Andy Warhol is waiting for this woman. She can join him and Valerie Solanus in their Society for Cutting Up Men!!!

     
  8. ONLY if I were on a deserted island with plentious wheat or other grains and a grindstone—–and were starving to death—-and presented with a “McGiver Situation” to solve………and I mean…..life-saving situation to solve: life or death/ momentary calculation/etc……

     
  9. See here for more… right after Charlie Sheen’s activities.
    https://tidymom.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Clorox-ick-tionary.jpg

     

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