A Day late and a Turkey short.

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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon an old man carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the man, ‘Where did you get that turkey?’
The man replied, ‘What turkey?’
The game warden said, ‘That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’
The man looks down and said, ‘Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’
The game warden said, ‘Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?’
The old man said, ‘I guess I’ll just kiss his butt and let him go!’
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy never have a lump,
May your yams be delicious,
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!..and don’t mess with old people.
~Steve~       H/T  Tina
 
 

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