The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama.”
—————————– H/T Miss May——————————
I love Christmas lights.
They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and
the ones that do, aren’t that bright.
—————————— H/T Jean ———————————–
A PICTURE IS WORTH A TRILLION OR SO WORDS.
——————————————— H/T May————————