A Caption Contest for the 114th Congress

This is the 92nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
U.S. House Speaker John Boehner kisses House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, as he holds the gavel after being re-elected speaker on the House floor at the U.S. Capitol in Washington
About the pic: On January 6, 2015, during the opening session of the 114th Congress, Congressman John Boehner (R-Ohio) kisses House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after being re-elected to a third term as House Speaker.
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Et tu, Boehner?

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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0 responses to “A Caption Contest for the 114th Congress

  1. Whatever… it’s all a game to keep us getting richer….

  2. ” Do that again , and I’ll bow in your other ear ! “

  3. …and Sulpher filled the nostrils of the peoples

  4. Now, maybe, I can finally win the ‘kiss a pig’ contest…

  5. Snippy the Schmuck

    Why Bubba, Nancy was under that desk the whole time…..

  6. Enjoying, “To the victor belong the spoils.”

  7. Making the most of, “Droit de seigneur.”

  8. I must be drunk, I could have sworn that was baracks ass!

  9. Kevin J Lankford

    Please barry baby!!!!….Wait till my husband can watch.

  10. Son of the Rabbit People

    Yet it’s the country getting screwed…

  11. You were so good, I want to be just like you!

  12. “Hold still Nancy, so I can knock some sense into you!”

  13. Oh,John you’ve got such a huge mallet !

  14. Hey doll it’s Hammer time !

  15. Give me some of that Botox Nancy !

  16. Kevin J Lankford

    Wam!…Bam!…Thank you Mam……

  17. Dayglow tongue sticks to frozen hagpole

  18. John Boehner sucks the color right out of a Democrat’s face…..
    Proclaims Nancy Pelosi the new ‘San Francisco Treat’.

  19. “She thinks my gavels sexy”.

  20. That pic pretty much explains why our America is swirling perilously near the bottom of the loo.

  21. “Oh baby, until now I always thought your last name was pronounced “BAY-ner”!

  22. Boehner blows up his new inflatable Nancy doll

  23. John, we just want you to cross the aisle, you don’t have to plant a wet one after you do.

  24. “Could someone get this fake-tanned, TEA-party-hatin’, freedom-suckin’ mole off my face please?”

  25. I said “we have to pass it before we read it”, not “make a pass before you lead it!” Save that for behind closed doors!

  26. “Nan, you have some Botox leaking, and I heard it suppresses lung cancer”

  27. Turns into a frog in 3,2,1…

  28. Nancy’s face had been lifted so many times, Boehner was actually kissing her ass. (Sorry about my language!)

  29. I’m only into half-black traitors. Orange doesn’t do it for me.

  30. “John, get off me, YOU are drunk again, and we are on the house floor!!”

  31. Give me a kiss and I will let you hold my big wooden mallet.

  32. “That thou doest, do quickly, Judas”.

  33. “OOOOH Mr. Boehner !”
    “Thats Mr. Boner to you baby!”

  34. “…… meanwhile, at the Peppermint Lounge, Nancy Maidenhead, protesting her innocence, resists the untoward advances of the strange swarthy man with the Big Woody……”

  35. Nance..I promised you a look at my Hammer not the Gavel…

  36. Slam your gavel big boy, before all these pills wear off.

  37. Pelosi is thinkin’, “that Prep H sure makes my skin soft”. 0bama is thinkin’, “ why does she smell like Moochel’s b-But those hairs in my nose reminds me of Reggie’s ball sack.