Wednesday funny: A father and his daughter’s fiancé

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A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl’s father to find out about the young man, so the father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

“So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man.

“I am a biblical scholar,” he replied.

“A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the father said. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”

“I will study,” the young man replied, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asked the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replied, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this…and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, “How did your talk go, honey?”

The father answered, “another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I’m God.”

h/t Laura!

DCG

6 responses to “Wednesday funny: A father and his daughter’s fiancé

  1. Sad to say its about that way but a good one DCG thank you ☻

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  2. That’s precious, DCG. Thanks for the belly laugh.

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  3. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:

    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

    Riding in on a “wing and a prayer.”

    kommonsentsjane

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  4. Very Good!!!!!!

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  5. I had to post this here, to avoid bothering other topics. I got an e-mail today from one of my Senators, Debbie Stabenow, of Michigan. She told me that she was voting against Kavanaugh for SCOTUS based upon the research she had done on his record. She said he was bad on women’s rights, presidential powers, and a few other issues.
    Of course, she asked me to send money to help stop the scourge of far right wing garbage that is trying to destroy our nation. I of course sent nothing, but bad wishes and a strong desire for her to just go home. Debbie Stabenow of the Will Rogers school of government, in that She Never met a Tax Increase she Didn’t Like.
    She votes with the Democratic block nearly every single time. I think that she is looking to become the replacement for upChuck Schumer when he retires. I do not hate anyone, because that says more about me than it does them. However, I have little use for Debbie Stabenow, as in my opinion, she is one of the biggest parts of the Democrats team of people who are trying to destroy our nation and rebuild it into their own personal fiefdom.

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