The Two Sluts Caption Contest

This is the 180th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Porn actress Stormy Daniels (l) and unfunny so-called comedienne Kathy Griffin (r)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 17, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

F*ck you, Daniels and Griffin? Not in a million years!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

See also:

Update (July 12)

Good news! Yesterday, Stormy Daniels of big man-hands was arrested in a Columbus, Ohio strip club, Siren’s Gentleman’s Club, for allowing a customer to touch her while she was “performing” on stage. Her lawyer says it was a politically-motivated “set up”. (Reuters)

Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio strip club July 11, 2018

H/t FOTM‘s Stovepipe

~Eowyn

85 responses to “The Two Sluts Caption Contest

  1. mike domnanovits

    We know we’re #1 , now so do you !

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Unreconstructed Fenian

    Made for each other.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Betcha can’t guess where these fingers were??? Hint…it stinks and our brains are housed there.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. The poisonous fruits of feminism. An unholy twosome who’ve ridden more dicks than needles in a cactus.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Now do you believe me that porn stars are ambidextrous? Smile for the camera Kathy!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. MUTT and JEFF

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Up yours – you two sluts!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Pluck yew is the real meaning back to 1415 but for them ” We are the class of 1″ our IQ’s that is.
    And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. Didn’t yew!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  9. The word is out! Hollyweird’s PC new trend to do all female remakes of once great movies has chosen the cast for “Dumb and Dumber 2”

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Like the herpes they’ve both surely contracted, these two just won’t go away.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Columbia Pictures announces its 2018 movie reboot , using an all female cast… Dumb and Dumber

    Liked by 2 people

  12. New besties Kathy and Stormy flash us their scores on the classy meter. It’s a tie!

    Liked by 3 people

  13. We now have confirmation of how the ‘elites’ feel about the plebes.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Linda Stewart

    Just throwing their gang sign…The Desperate Vajay-jays.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. I’m going to sit on this and twist…oh what fun. Can’t wait.

    Like

  16. Susanne Quinn

    The minimum IQ required to join our club?

    Liked by 2 people

  17. Closet lesbians & their hard-ons

    Liked by 1 person

  18. We don’t need you. We can pleasure ourselves.

    Here’s a half-a-peace sign.

    Griffin sez I like the ‘rode hard and put away wet’ look

    I wish I had man hands like you Stormy.

    What’s the difference between a hooker and a slut. Hint: the hooker’s on the left.

    Like

  19. Oh look! They’re both flying the liberal flag.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. BREAKING: President Trump tweets a photo of Stormy Daniels and Kathy Griffin, adding “Still not tired of winning. Even these two now admit I’m #1!”

    Liked by 2 people

  21. Not even if you paid me.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. All right ladies, flash us your IQ. Why does it smell like low tide in here?

    Liked by 2 people

  23. I can ruin my career In one photo shoot!

    What can you do?

    Stretch my vagina over a stump.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. Still haven’t burned off yet..see?

    Liked by 1 person

  25. I give better finger than you do. See.

    Liked by 2 people

  26. One confident well laid woman, and one I need it so bad bitch…

    Like

  27. Sara L. Simmons

    Stormy’s age and Kathy’s IQ

    Liked by 1 person

  28. The unfuckable are out again….oh wait, they have fingers!

    Like

  29. One likes to screw and the other IS screwed.

    Liked by 1 person

  30. Griffin: Bet you’re all wondering .. is Stormy really a man?

    Liked by 1 person

  31. Happiness defined: Opening the refrigerator door and seeing these two faces on a milk carton.

    Liked by 1 person

  32. Proof of the body- mind connection, Griffen and McDaniels display a newly discovered disease called f— you-itis, characterized by stiffening of the middle finger caused by compulsive, repeatedly ugly, hate filled thoughts.

    Liked by 2 people

  33. traildustfotm

    This is going to be a wild caption contest!

    Liked by 2 people

  34. “See! We are BOTH losers.”

    Liked by 1 person

  35. caption:

    “We were going to show you how smart we really are, but we forgot what comes after the number one.”

    Liked by 1 person

  36. “One held Trump’s severed head, the other just gave Trump head”.

    Liked by 1 person

  37. How does that song go again? “Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?”

    Liked by 1 person

  38. And we demand that men respect us even though we do not respect ourselves!

    Liked by 2 people

  39. I think Stormy Daniels has Kathy Griffin dead to rights .. hers is bigger!

    Like

  40. Patrick Cornell

    The Brothers of Bedlam.

    Like

  41. Patrick Cornell

    The Baphomet Brothers of Bedlam!

    Liked by 1 person

  42. Patrick Cornell

    The Nephilim Salute!

    Like

  43. Which one is the Wife and which one is the Husband??

    Liked by 2 people

  44. ‘Birds of a feather flock together, how could it be otherwise…?’

    Liked by 1 person

  45. Good news! Yesterday, Stormy Daniels of big man-hands was arrested in a Columbus, Ohio strip club, Siren’s Gentleman’s Club, for allowing a customer to touch her while she was “performing” on stage. Her lawyer says it was a politically-motivated “set up”.

    Scroll up to end of post for pic!

    Liked by 1 person

  46. Ain’t Viagra great! “Stormy, you want top or bottom?”

    Like

  47. Those fingers don’t look like the ”lady fingers” I buy at the store and least are not “finger licking good”.

    Like

  48. Man-hands + Man-face

    Liked by 1 person

  49. Alright….If there was one thing the two of you could say to this country that has given you both so much?…..What would it be?

    Liked by 1 person

  50. Stormy and “Miranda Panda’s” understudy.

    Liked by 1 person

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