The Two Sluts Caption Contest

This is the 180th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Porn actress Stormy Daniels (l) and unfunny so-called comedienne Kathy Griffin (r)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 17, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

F*ck you, Daniels and Griffin? Not in a million years!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

See also:

Update (July 12)

Good news! Yesterday, Stormy Daniels of big man-hands was arrested in a Columbus, Ohio strip club, Siren’s Gentleman’s Club, for allowing a customer to touch her while she was “performing” on stage. Her lawyer says it was a politically-motivated “set up”. (Reuters)

Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio strip club July 11, 2018

H/t FOTM‘s Stovepipe

~Eowyn

89 responses to “The Two Sluts Caption Contest

  1. Ghostwalkr1

    Quick girls, what’s your IQ?

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  2. Not shocked, and that’s not a “shocker.”

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  3. As your SJW representatives we declare this a new pointing finger. If you disagree you’re a racist.

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  4. This is how big our P*nises are.

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  5. Patrick Cornell

    Stormy and the angry inch.

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  6. Captain America

    Well, one is a man, and the other a hobgoblin, so no thank you.

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  7. Patrick Cornell

    They are just like two sods in a pod!

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  8. Showing the number of times each they were invited to the family reunion in the last 50 years.

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  9. Nate Dog, HDx3, Na-Na

    Two Muscular TransvesTITS getting ready to finger themselves with their fake penises.

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  10. One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
    Two can be as bad as one
    It’s the loneliest number since the number one

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  11. Looks a little haggard in the update photo. Or is that her fat twin.

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  12. not even with someone else’s dick

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  13. Two opportunistic #UnhingedLeftists bond over a shared brain cell and a playground gesture!

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  14. 8 years Obama and all we got was this finger gesture down…
    (google Obama gives finger)

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  15. Son of the Rabbit People

    The face of the Democrat Party reveals its inner beauty.

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  16. Look, together we can count to 4. Yay, common core!

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  17. Tomorrow is our final proctology exam and we are practicing on each other.

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  18. Locke Enlode

    “WE are the future of the demon-rat party! In other words… America, YOU’RE SCREWED!”

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  19. THIS is the vision of the Demon-Rat Party:

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  20. Patrick Cornell

    Demonic transgender entities say hello!

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  21. Patrick Cornell

    They aren’t sluts, they’d first need to be Human and they don’t qualify!

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