TDS on steroids: Guardian writer blames Trump for skipping gym, says she can’t open jars any more

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These people…

From Fox News: Trump Derangement Syndrome is even worse than anyone thought: It has now made it impossible for one woman to open a jar of pickles.

The Guardian published a column Wednesday by a woman who blames President Trump for keeping her from the gym, leaving her too weak to carry groceries or open jars.

The outlandish commentary headlined, “I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t open jars,” was written by Brigid Delaney, who is a senior writer for Guardian Australia. She explained that after losing a wager on the 2016 presidential election to the owner of her gym, she was forced to pull a sled in an event that appears to have been equal parts show of strength and humiliation.

“I pulled the sled like a human oxen while being filmed and the gym staff cheered. I did it. But the Trump victory soured my successful show of strength,” Delaney wrote. “Yeah, I could pull a pretend sled. But how was that going to help me when the world had been destroyed by nuclear weapons or climate change?

Delaney then complains of a bad meal she ate while sulking about Trump defeating Hillary Clinton and decided that she wouldn’t work out any more – somehow blaming Trump for her decision.

“My thinking about fitness changed almost overnight. In tune with the times, it became more Trump, less Obama,” Delaney wrote. “In the spirit of the Donald, I drank more bottles of Diet Coke and ate more McDonald’s.”

A careful reading of the column does little to reveal whether Trump’s victory was so demoralizing that she could no longer exercise, or if she was actually inspired to adopt Trump’s aversion to working out.

Delaney cites the book “Trump Revealed” and a quote that the president once gave to Reuters about his philosophy on working out. Despite suggesting that Trump is capable of destroying the world a few sentences earlier, she decided to follow in his footsteps.

“I dropped the gym – embracing Trump’s belief that we are given a certain amount of energy and if we use it then we are depleting a finite resource,” she wrote.  “I didn’t want to die young, so I didn’t go to the gym.”

Delaney complained of not being strong enough to open jars or carry groceries, openly pondering if she could continue to skip the gym for the duration of Trump’s presidency. “Trump was going to be in power for another 1,000 years. Or at least that’s what it felt like,” she wrote before declaring that she decided to return to exercise despite her outrage over the 2016 election.

“I returned again this week – to the boredom and pain of the gym – trying to build up back to the strength I had before Trump became president,” she wrote.

DCG

53 responses to “TDS on steroids: Guardian writer blames Trump for skipping gym, says she can’t open jars any more

  1. He can’t be responsible for your bed wetting, too. Make an appointment for a physical. Also contact a good therapist. You need both. Meanwhile, over here in fly over country we’re doing pretty good.

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  2. I think this takes the cake for excuses as to why not exercise.

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    • mike domnanovits

      She’s probably using her hands and fingers for alternative exercising ;. Judging by her pic , she’s probably devoid of male company .

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  3. But look at her biceps!

    Those are biceps, aren’t they?

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  4. Brigid’s story/thinking/reasoning is so absurd it almost sounded like satire. A well-grounded teenager would have better sense than this Aussie snowflake.

    Would love to hear the gym owner’s take on this crybaby, lol. The owner was obviously wise enough to foresee a Trump win & no doubt grinned like a Cheshire cat over this lib-brainwashed “victim” when Hillary lost. Awww, poor little you, ha!

    BTW, I’m with POTUS on being anti-gym. “…bodily exercise profiteth little…” says the Apostle Paul at 1st Timothy 4:8, so “gym freaks” must have also existed in his day. 🙂

    Work Smart, Not Hard:
    TIPS ON HOW TO OPEN JARS (been doing these things my entire life):
    1__A cut-piece of cheap Walmart rubbery-shelf-liner makes a great “gripper” to open glass jars with tight lids.
    2__If that doesn’t help, take a sandwich knife & tap the handle/heavier end around the top edges of the lid.
    3__If those don’t work, hold jar downward & rotate the underside-edges of the lid under hot running water.

    (Super-tight vacuum-packed glass jars with metal lids can be a bear to open.)

    Signed: Small-Wristed-Woman.

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    • From Miss Piggy’s pic above, unlike you, Brigid Delaney is no small-wristed woman. She has wrists so thick, she can probably strangle single-handedly.

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      • Haha, very true that she has quite the stocky/hefty “body frame.” The Tips may help her assured-recurrence of limp-wristed-weakness when POTUS wins reelection in 2020. 🙂

        ===
        Another new TDS story is that of a 75-YEAR-OLD(!) libtard MAN, Martin Astrof, up in NY, who went to a NY Repub Congressman’s Campaign office & became irate at a volunteer & then backed up his car “aggressively” almost hitting the volunteer. Astrof was arrested! Good!

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  5. HA HA HA HA HA! Liberalism truly is a mental disorder of epic, clinical, pathological severity.

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  6. traildustfotm

    “writer blames Trump for skipping gym” !!!!
    Quick! Somebody find me an eye rolling emoji!

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  7. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  8. John Kernkamp

    I guess Trump made her fat and ugly, too …

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  9. I get all the TDS by Americans, they’re all butthurt that Hillary cannot finish Odumbos work of destroying our beautiful Republic, but why the heck is an Aussie givin a crap about our POTUS? It matters not to me who their leaders are

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  10. GOOD HEAVENS! This is beyond idiotic. Are these people for real? True moron. Definitely cannot cure stupid!

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  11. More of the lefts entitlement of taking no responsibility for thier own actions and decisions.
    I am big enough to admit Its all my fault for voting for trump. It is also my fault we are not neck deep in utopian socialism because I refuse to give up common sence and free will.

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  12. Seems to me she would be more concerned about a ‘croc’ eating her cat, than our big ‘win’ in the U.S..

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  13. The funny thing about these people is that they don’t even realise what buffoons they are. 😊

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    • Maryaha . . . I think you just hit it out of the ballpark with that comment. I have an extremely difficult time imagining why people will put themselves out there looking like “buffoons.” Obviously, they suffer from some degree of mental illness.

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  14. She is getting her appalling and cringe worthy 15 minutes of fame and hopefully it will be the last we ever hear of her in Australia…there are many Australians who have put their hopes and faith in Trump to help rid the world of the satanic filth that destroys everything it touches because what affects Americans affects us here too and I wish we had a Trump instead of the piss weak cretins we have.
    Go Trump Go….and don’t let the bastards win!

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  15. Dennis Godaire

    “Please be nice to me … Years ago, people like me would be put into a nice brick house (insane asylum), but now they only want to give me pills. I want a nice room with a view of the forest or the ocean. And when I’m alone, I don’t want to be disturbed while I’m singing … I’m a little crackpot, short and stout .. this is my handle, this is my spout … “

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  16. Same ol’ left/libtard logic…

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  17. Highly illogical claim. No connection whatsoever exists between President Trump,avoiding the gym and opening j jars

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  18. Each idiot attacks President Trump in his or her own, stupid way. Best to ignore them.

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    • Margo,

      I have had enough. Why do you keep dismissing posts that REPORT on the Left by commanding us “to ignore them”? Don’t you want to be informed? You are playing ostrich: Ignoring them won’t stop them from doing the terrible things they do.

      If these posts bother you, just don’t read them. But don’t tell us what to post or not post — posts that DCG and others spent time, energy and care to write. That is just plain rude.

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      • Dr Eowyn . . . . I commend all the FOTM writers for their diligence . . . I can use a chuckle any day, any time. Reading about loonies like this brightens my day, although I am astonished by this kind of stupidity.

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      • DR. E, I’m not sure Margo’s comment above was criticism of the post- I took it as that was her way of dealing with the TDS people- to not let them upset her.Maybe she could clarify what she meant.
        If she meant reacting emotionally, then I have to agree. I could easily get upset watching the antics, filthy mouths and violence that comes from these people, but it does not serve one. I don’t see sticking ones head in the sand about these incidents as a good thing either, however that is a totally different matter than ignoring them by not reacting to them emotionally.

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        • Have you seen Margo’s other comments?

          Margo was criticizing DCG’s post. How do I know? Because she repeatedly has done this to other posts exposing the horrible deeds of the Left.

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          • Sorry, no I haven’t necessarily paid attention to her other posts – not enough to get an overall-feel for her mindset. I’m just telling you the way I took her comment, but obviously I was incorrect if she has multiple criticisms posted previously. If that is the case, I don’t know why she bothers to post. I consider everyone who posts here to be of like mind even with minor various opinions, and the trolls usually stick out like a sore thumb.

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  19. “la lkjdg’KEWD’ <AS’LKQS/ kdjw[t’ilkngb;jkN/EKL2B’KLD’ kld;/ LKQR IEHJ 300I”

    There. That makes about as much sense as anything she said.

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  20. LOSER – They are always making bad choices and screw up their and everyone’s lives around them.

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  21. Dear chubby, out-of-condition weakling,
    It doesn’t take “strength” to open a jar of pickles .. just some common sense: Purchase an inexpensive kitchen gadget that releases the vacuum seal on a jar. Now go suck on a sour pickle and SHUT UP.

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  22. Does anyone truly believe that body has ever graced the doors of any gym? It takes awhile to get into that shape.

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  23. “The juice of these pickles is on YOU, Alex Jones!” —alleged man Jimmy Kimmel.
    Sorry, Brigid—already done!

    Hey, Brigid—Goodyear called—they want their BLIMP back!

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  24. Woman must be taking psych meds…..

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  25. She’s a writer for an Australian concern? Is she also Australian? (And, did she humbly crawl on her knees to hand over her private fire arm to her “government”?) BIG XXXXXX —out on her from the get-go, then. Who cares what I say about her dottering queen…or, for that matter, the outdated, impotent and figure-head monarch that “governs” her country? (DITTO…TAKE THAT, CANADA). Nothing she has to say about our American governance is of any consequence to me and mine. Go back to your glass house, lady.

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  26. I’ve got a lot of cord wood she could stack…then leave.

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  27. Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:

    TDS is apparently a diagnosable medical issue. NO! The diagnosable issue is the mental delusion that leads you to believe that you are the victim of it! This falls in a very close proximity to dementia.

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  28. PUSH away from the TABLE…after a few months you’ll be able to think AND open things! How totally Pathetic!

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