Wednesday Funny

The downside to having a short temper…..

 

Subject:  TEXT TO NEIGHBOR:

TEXT TO NEIGHBOR:

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.

I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text and
I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this.

The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home
recently and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great.  I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards, Richard

NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE:

Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second Text message from Richard.

SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Spell Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife”.

Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

Regards, Richard

-Dave

(H/t: My NB bud Michael)

17 responses to “Wednesday Funny

  1. Dave . . . Thanks for the great laugh.

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  2. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:

    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

    Wednesday funny.

    kommonsentsjane

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  3. That one was really good and scary as well. How many times on the go do we text and not proof read before send? I am the worst in the world better look before I leap again for fear of losing something I might want to keep.☻
    Has anyone heard the 4 some golfers?

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  4. Pic of the day

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  5. traildustfotm

    gasp!

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  6. Not funny.

    Like

  7. Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:

    ExcellenT! Funny stuff! But it gives one food for thought on technology! Once again very funny!

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    • It caught my attention due to the fact that spellcheck nearly caused me to receive an “F” on a couple of college papers I turned in.

      LOL – I no-longer do screen editing now.

      I always print the docs out.

      Like

  8. Reblogged this on Kaleidoscope and commented:

    Here’s another chuckle-worthy on…well, read on….

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Ay ay ayyyyy! We’ve all gone through this, worse when you rag on your boss and he is on the list of recipients. Oops.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. This is a real howler! Thanks for the laugh!

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