The Die-In Caption Contest

This is the 178th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: A “die-in” in a grocery store on June 12, 2018, National Die-in Day, to protest against the NRA and advocate gun control in honor of the “hundreds of countless lives lost to gun violence in this country each year.”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 19, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

What if they staged a die-in and nobody cared?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

85 responses to “The Die-In Caption Contest

  1. Their slogan still “Publix: where shopping is a pleasure.” ?

    Should be “Publix: where shopping means having to step over anti-NRA protesters playing dead who want to shred our constitution.”

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  2. Well well…looks like the Soylent Green is extra fresh today!

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  3. protest this

    Time to take out the vegetables !

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  4. Clean up on aisle 5-fruits and nuts collided

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  5. OK Now!…..Every body get ready,…..Our fake shooter will be coming in the door any second now…..Get yer fake blood packs and bandages out……Hope y’all done set up yer “go fund me sites”, if you expect to get any thing for this scam.

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  6. Somebody really let a nasty tooter out.

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  7. Let’s see watermelon and if I turn just so I’ll trip and my knee will land right on her nose.

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  8. I thought that the 6.5 creedmore special was back here.

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  9. Machettedog because I chop it up

    Lord knows I’ve been craving mango and watermelon all day long, but now I have to deal with traffic on the floor of my local grocery. This is America. Hugh, Hugh.This is America, home of the free, home of the brave. This is America, in one hope, in one man, God we’re saved. But no one wants to bite. They only have an appetite for something that’s lost, something they are trying to save. So much nonsense in these fallen days. I guess you would have to say, that I abstain. That why I haven’t voted in the last three elections. God over Money. Dee-1, and every other Christian Rapper. Bunch of fools running the World. You have made a difference.

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  10. Machettedog because I chop it up

    I’m tired of racism. We are all brothers and sisters in Christ the Lord Jesus.

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  11. So help me, if one of you makes me trip and drop my tomatoes, I am going to kick him in the hanging parts.

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  12. Notice my long dress? Last time I came here, I wore a shorter one, and these little perverts kept trying to look up my dress, so I have to dress like this, or wear pants now.

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  13. “Looks like Useful Idiots are on sale today!”

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  14. Is this a grocery store or a center for people with special needs?

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  15. Pleeeeease look at me & notice me!!! I am so shallow and stupid that I am fighting for the right to have my rights taken from me so we can all be enslaved forever!!!

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  16. “Honey, that reminds me, did you sign up for that Life Membership in the NRA yet?”

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  17. Honey, look down, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore. Look at your GPS—where are we, anyway?

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  18. …I heard that if you step on one, you’ll have 7 years of bad luck…so be careful.

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  19. Honey, why are those people lying on the floor? Response: “What people?

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  20. Ahh the fruit section.. How appropriate

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  21. We are not here buy-in the die-in.

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  22. Oh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Oh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

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  23. Out of date milk is a real bitch.

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  24. ManCavePatriot

    Now where are the lactose-free 38 special rounds?

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