Fright of the Day: Whoopi Goldberg at Council of Fashion Designers of America awards

Caryn Johnson, who named herself Whoopi after her farts, has an estimated net worth of $45 million and an annual salary of $5 million.

This is what she wore to the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC on June 4, 2018.

Whoopi Goldberg at 2018 CFDA Fashion Awards

Would you believe Ms. Fart’s outfit had a designer? — “openly gay” (of course) fashion designer Christian Siriano. Below is Whoopi, who is 5′ 4″, looking like a gorilla, towering over Siriano.

Whoopi Goldberg and designer Christian Siriano

I’m still gob-smacked that actors Timothy Dalton, Frank Langella and Ted Danson boinked her. Some men would shag anything, even snakes and cockroaches.

And if she’s 62, I have that proverbial bridge to sell ya.

Dog eyeroll

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~Eowyn

45 responses to “Fright of the Day: Whoopi Goldberg at Council of Fashion Designers of America awards

  1. 😂😂😂

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  2. Patrick Cornell

    Why is that left hand displaying the MALE digit ratio? I would like to pass a comment about Whoopie’s true nature but I wouldn’t want to upset anyone thinking “she” looks lovely in that dress! The only thing missing is a battleship on that barrel chest!

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  3. What a delightful creature! 🙈

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  4. This is the biggest ghetto piece of shit ever to scape the jungles of America! no matter how many millions she possesses black trash is black trash even if you dress her in (yuk) ugly pink.

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  5. The color alone screams for attention.
    I have no need for self-indulging, righteous people.

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  6. I think those people allowed their names to be used as “lovers” of “Goldberg” (aka Caryn Johnson) in order to keep the facade going. Anything to stay ‘relevant’ perhaps? Who the hell knows.

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  7. Somebody call Dennis Rodman. There’s been a robbery.

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  8. Amazing-she knows as much about style as I know about Nuclear Physics.

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  9. Wow, she looks like Mooch’s pimp!

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  10. Ugly inside and out.

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  11. As the saying goes: “Beauty is skin deep, but UGLY is to the bone.”

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  12. They should have given her the fickle finger award for her outfit, she could pass for a helicopter with that hat or the pink blimp!!!

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  13. They could use that woman as fire retardant here in SoCal. Hot pink is the color of the “stuff” sprayed from tankers during wildfire season.

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  14. What an absolute mess. Do these people ever take a look in the mirror to see what they look like, I doubt it. The Tattoo on the chest, how Ladylike. Pink blob of Jelly.

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  15. traildustfotm

    Wow!

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  16. They need to plant her with the other plastic pink flamingos in a front yard in Miami.

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  17. Most sheboons dress like neon signs. If not so loud it bursts capillaries in your eyes then they wear skin tight outfits where they should purchase clothing in the Coleman Tent size. Had a black guy apply for a project managers job once, came in wearing a shimmering purple suit and a dayglo red tie. He kept repeating, ‘Know what I’m sayin’? through out the interview. It was the suit that did him in.

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    • I’ve noticed the same. Many like bright loud colors. And I can;t say that they don’t look good on them with their dark skin, but enough is enough, a.little goes along way.

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  18. My question is: What retailer would be carrying an outfit which is obviously atrocious, and with a hat that perfectly matches? If we can find that out, we will know what outlet to shy away from. Can you just imaging the exchange between the sale’s clerk and whoopi . . . “Oh yes, Ms Goldberg, you look just perfect, in fact you are downright gorgeous in that lovely shade of pink.” Whoop answers, “Oh! do you really think so, I do want to make an impression Saturday night.” Sale’s Clerk: “You will definitely make an impression in that outfit!”

    One is left to wonder, how much yardage was taken up in making those ballooning pants legs? I have never seen anything that looked like this on the market, or in catalogs.

    I whole heartedly agree with Dr Eowyn, she should spend some money and get a personal shopper or clothing assistant to pick up reasonable clothing both for her tv show, and private appearances. Perhaps she is of the opinion that her tastes reign superior in matters of clothing oneself?

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  19. NO one should wear an outfit like this. Man, woman or tranny!

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  20. Okay, who knocked over the Pepto Bismo bottle? She is the oxymoron to fashion and style.

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  21. Patrick Cornell

    That pink hat is to die for!

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  22. She looks like a Flamingo with a hormone problem.

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  23. Her outfit would’ve looked much nicer with one of those Nigga belts!

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