You might be a high-tech Redneck…

hitech redneck

 

  • If your laptop has a sticker that says, “Protected by Smith and Wesson.”
  • If your e-mail address ends in “.over.yonder.com.”
  • If the sticker on your computer says, “My other computer is a laptop.”
  • If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
  • If your wife said either she or the computer “had to go,” and you still don’t miss her.
  • If you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
  • If you ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy.”
  • If you start all your e-mails with the words: “Howdy y’all!”
  • You’ve ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.
  • When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.
  • When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, “Cow Tipping Configuration.”
  • If you’ve ever been to “hee-haw.com
  • When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.
  • If you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone with modem and fax option.
  • If you know that NORTON UTILITY isn’t a power company.

DCG

12 responses to “You might be a high-tech Redneck…

  1. By these criteria, then I’m definitely not a redneck! 😀

    Liked by 2 people

  2. I guess I am safe.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. I’ve used old CD’s as head-light reflectors on my Rural Mail Box..!!

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:

    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

    One more: If you think Taco Bell is Mexico’s telephone company.

    kommonsentsjane

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Is there any chance that picture is from Hillary’s bathroom, where she kept her server?

    Liked by 3 people

  6. My Bro Dutch mentioned in an email he needed a 1-1/8 inch socket to change a trailer ball,and before I even thought it through I wrote back,”I have a couple of ’em-I’ll fax one to ya.”

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  7. If you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

    LOL – Hmm, I might be in trouble here. 😦

    Liked by 3 people

  8. “If your DDoS tool folder has a DDoS tool folder in it”
    Tech version of gun rack joke.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. What if you have a subscription to the FarmersOnly.com dating site?
    I keep thinking about it…

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