Aloha Snackbar

Why should the infidels be the only ones with good beach eats?

Turban Heads are the new Parrot Heads

At the end of a long day landing on Mediterranean beaches, stop by our convenient beach shacks and food trucks for the best snacks to keep a jihadi strong.

Eat your heart out, Jimmy Buffett.

14 responses to “Aloha Snackbar

  1. Stephen T. McCarthy

    Starting out my morning with a good laugh.
    Thanks, TrailDust!

    ~ D-FensDogG
    STMcC Presents ‘Battle Of The Bands’

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  2. That was a good one. Maybe make a candy bar called the koran krunch. lol

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  3. My son thought the world needs a Muslim-inspired bar. It could be called “Allu-ak-bar”, with drinks like the Boston Bomber, AK-47 shots, Turban Tornados, d’Iraqi Ice, and the Malakum Mash. The possibilities are endless, really. 😉

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  4. Bring your own bacon cheeseburgers and beer on the south side of the Med.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Brings new meaning to the term ‘oasis in the desert’..or..’a sand bar in the dunes’!

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Gee, all the comments are great, it calls for a banana sandbar and a margarita goatogurt 😝

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Where’s the GOAT? Funny!

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  8. The REAL reason terrorists can never be destroyed!


  9. I love it the guy cracks up before the end of the video.

    That was hilarious.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Is “Aloha Snackbar” a pun on “Allahu ackbar?” I should think a Muslim would be offended….

    Not ALL Muslims are like that. Sigh.


    • traildustfotm

      Pardon me, but did you miss the crucifixions and beheadings across North Africa, Syria, Iraq and Indonesia? Did you miss the many murder sprees committed across Europe in recent years. Did you miss the rape gangs that are destroying Sweden? Did you miss the dramatic rise in incidents of muslims throwing acid into peoples’ faces in the UK?

      Of course not all muslims are that way. And the peaceful muslims don’t run around screaming something that sounds like Aloha Snackbar.

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    • I hate to break it to you, but the REAL moooooooooooooooslims are the ones actively killing “infidels.”

      Those claiming to be “peaceful” are either frauds, or lying through their teeth.

      If you doubt me, go look up “taqiyyah.”

      Islam is not a “religion.”

      It is a violent and tyrannical political movement.


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  11. Patrick Cornell

    The Islamification of the West is no laughing matter, it’s tragic.

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