The ‘all bundled up Hillary’ Caption Contest

This is the 177th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic — of Hillary Clinton all bundled up although it’s not cold:

Hillary Clinton all muffled up in May 2018

About the pic, see “What is wrong with Hillary?,” and “Is Hillary now wearing a back brace?“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 5, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption (referencing the scene in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I, when Nagini, evil lord Voldemort’s pet snake, breaks out of old woman Bathilda Bagshot’s reanimated corpse):

Any moment now, the serpent inside will break out of Hillary’s carcass.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


76 responses to “The ‘all bundled up Hillary’ Caption Contest

  1. Captain America

    This is an aqua-suit. I’m bathing in my own urine. It’s all the rage in Europe.

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  2. Northwdszz

    “Desert, here it comes… Blueberry Pie and Cream… It’s the most marvelous Blueberry Pie I’ve ever tasted…. Cool it Dad, let me finish”…..

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  3. The new Hillary power feminista pantsuit With Stealth Burkha inside….

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  4. I love how straight jackets are fashionable and in different colors.

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  5. Hag in a Bag

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    • I can’t claim this one, but it was what I was thinking the whole time – looks like she’s upstaging Oscar the Grouch.

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  7. Silhouette

    In typical fashion, the truth is always hidden under layers of deceit.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. It’s Hillary bobblehead day at the ballpark folks. Just unwrap & removing the bracings and you’ll have hours of fun!!!

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  9. YouKnowWho

    Better book me a charter. This exoskelaton will never make it through the TSA inspection.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Hillary is using the new Illuminati/Stars Wars Technology to moisten her up a bit and help heal her Reptilian body so she can stay alive until her master comes and miraculously heals her.

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  11. If you haven’t seen the latest Star Wars, you won’t get it.

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  12. Guess what—There is no stain on this dress!!

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    Satan: You said you had a soul. Now take off a layer or two, the heat is coming on.

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  14. Actually, she is beginning to remind me more and more like an old fashioned telephone booth. I mean, it does make sense, when you really thing about it. I mean, I grew up with a party line until I was about 6 or 8 years old. She pretty much had the modern day equivilent of a party line only the only ones that could listen to the latest gosip were those who were trying to bring about our destruction. I am afraid that I am now buying ammo each and every week. I just don’t feel safe enough. I don’t dare tell how much I have, or in what caliber it is in, but just that even living in a mobile, I don;t worry about the tornadoes that could possible hit will harm us.

    for anyone who has not been moved to start buying bullets and beans, please at least begin to read some 0f the previous letters and articles that are still up at Blue Collar Prepping. They have not how to fight off the 2nd armored division, but actual things to do to help your family if you are without power for 4 days. Or have a snow storm that leaves your neighborhood without power for several days. How to not only survive in your own homes, but we also want make an attempt to help them to at least take care of their immediate needs. They might turn out to be the greatest help we will know next time the balloon goes up. And it is also the right thing to do and if we as Christians among can’t do the right thing in this situation, they just whose child are we re really? Muddle through, try to stick to plans, as best as you can, making intelligent choices, and not exposing young children to danger as much as we can, but sometimes they are a part of danger dimply due to the fact that life has broken down, and we find ourselves in a new world. The time for timidity has long passed, for subtlety. It is now time to cement our new constitution by those who believed in the first one.. It is too imortant to be left to amatures.


  15. Hillary: Show me MORE, Anthony!
    I’m ready now for that Weiner.


  16. Aw that’s cute, she’s hatching a baby reptile. Humalizard.

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