Wanna have a threesome? There’s an app for that!

feeld app

Great way to improve your odds of contracting a STD!

From News.com.au(Dated Nov. 28, 2016): They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. Even so, something tells me I should swipe left on the photo of the guy clutching an axe in the woods.

“Looking for someone I can strangle, then snuggle after,” reads the bio of another. As far as hook-up apps go, this seems like a perfectly good place to meet a serial killer.

That kind of opening line might raise eyebrows on more vanilla platforms such as Happn or Tinder, but it’s standard banter here. This is Feeld (formerly known as 3nder), where open-minded singles and couples seek out threesomes and others with similar sexual interests.

Three (or four or five) is no longer a crowd, it seems. But just how easy is it to arrange a threesome?

Sarah*, 32, and her partner Mark*, 39, are professionals based in Sydney and identify as pansexual and heteroflexible, respectively. As a couple, they’ve engaged in five threesomes during their six month relationship, with Sarah having taken part in another three on previous occasions.

“We’re in an open relationship and can both date and sleep with other people, either together or separate, but we tell each other about it and are mindful of jealous feelings when they arise,” she says.

Most of the time, she says group encounters occur naturally, rather than via formal avenues like dating apps. “We’ve had a few threesomes with mutual female lovers of ours and at parties if there is a vibe and we’re both into it. It has to be mutually agreeable and there’s never any pressure on anyone to do anything they are not enthusiastically into,” says Sarah.

“We need to be in a good place in terms of our connection so we can be open and generous to the third, and they need to be into us, too.

“It starts slowly with flirting and testing the waters, it’s usually pretty clear if people want to hook up. If we’re hanging with someone we’ve been with before, Mark and I might start things with each other and then invite them to join. With a new person we’d probably focus mostly on them and make sure they are having fun.

“We’ve also had a lot of fun at parties in group situations of up to 8 or 12, with various combinations of people hooking up over the course of the evening. Sometimes four or five in a pile together.”

To date, Sarah and Mark’s experience supports the findings of a recent US survey that same-sex encounters are on the rise in women, with most of the couple’s threesomes involving bisexual and “predominantly hetero women who are bicurious to some degree”.

“Mark is bicurious, but has limited same-sex experience, we’d be very keen to have a threesome with another bi or bicurious man,” she says.

On face value, Feeld seems like a guaranteed ticket to threesome land. There are no qualms as to your motivations and therefore less ambiguity. Users are able to list their preferences, be it FFM (female female male) or MMF (male male female), sexual preferences and fetishes. For many, it’s a safe place to lay it all on the table.

“We’ve met up with some people separately on Feeld to test a vibe for the both of us but it hasn’t worked out. There are a lot of MF (male-female) couples looking for bi women and also lots of single hetero men looking for anything they can get,” says Sarah. “It’d be nice to see more queer or flexible men and same sex couples.”

Testing that theory, I upload some photos, create a profile and begin swiping. Some profiles show couples kitted out in bondage, others just look like regular people, many of them quite attractive.

I match mostly with male-female couples, as well as plenty of 20-something single hetero men, who, not surprisingly, seem totally preoccupied with the fantasy.

My inbox receives a few explicit opening liners, but the majority of couples are keen to meet for a drink and invite me out later that evening or to a party at their house on the weekend. Despite good intentions, it’s not for me.

No couples were harmed in the making of this story. *Names changed.

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39 responses to “Wanna have a threesome? There’s an app for that!

  1. Sodom and Gomorrah in the social media satan has his tools. People are so blinded to the damage this causes.

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  2. Arnold Friend

    Wow! Now Eowyn can have a threesome with a goat and a pig.

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  3. @ arnold friend – are you a goat or a pig? I’m betting on pig.

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  4. This’ll be fun when preteens and the FBI get involved.

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  5. traildustfotm

    “pansexual and heteroflexible”
    Translation: “willing to have **** with anything with a pulse.”

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  6. No Thanks! I think I’ll just remain my boing old self, minus any STDs, and inline with what My Heavenly Father finds appropriate.

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  7. We keep saying the same things, over and over, but perhaps its necessary. It is obvious that this is all an attempt to destroy our culture in every way possible. They have a “replacement” for it.

    In complete keeping with the Biblical role of Satan, they are laughing at our destruction. This battle is being cast for the stupid as “left vs right”. To an extent the “left” represents Satan. There are also those on the “right” who ultimately do the same.

    This is not a political battle. It is only political on the surface. These politicians represent the same owners. Never trust a politician. Our faith must be in God, not people. Initiatives like this one don’t happen accidentally.

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    • Speaking of feckless repetitions and idle Internet chatter, which only embolden the left—it reminded me of lines from Eliot:

      For Thine is
      Life is
      For Thine is the

      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      Not with a bang but a whimper.
      

      The pendulum is never swinging back. Democracy in America died with Wilson, not the Israeli-Deep State’s coup and assassination of JFK. I do think “left” and “right” are still meaningful distinctions, but that we’ve had one-party rule for so long we mistake the phony news and debates as real and the constant shift leftward as inevitable.

      I can’t believe that after the Republicans shamelessly passed the Democrats’ spending bill and Trump signed it on the lying and grossly insulting premise that supporting our military required it, that anyone is still so freakin’ naive as to think the Republican Party, and all but a small handful, are anything but a lying rear guard whose function is protecting the Marxist Dem’s successful long march through our institutions. For God’s sake, as civil war becomes a real prospect, would anyone, man, woman, or child, ever think of following the likes of foppish congressional Republicans or the limp-waisted douchebags of Conservatism Inc?

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    • I agree Lophatt, it’s good against evil, I think our replacement is AI.

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    • The only worthy “threesome” (while living among this “perverse generation”) is the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit!

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  8. Pray for changes in our popular culture! I read prophecies of what is happening today forty or more years ago. Beware of explicit scenes of that activity on reality shows and elsewhere.

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  10. Actually couldn’t finish reading the article Dr. E… just gross. Evil is certainly on the rise all over the earth, and it’s getting more palpable every day. Even the non-believers I know and listen to ( in public, for example) comment on this….. very scary how far we have fallen.

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  11. Who has the energy for a threesome?

    Twosomes are hard enough.

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  12. Sounds like a great way to muck your life up and die an agonizing death from an incurable disease. If I may be blunt, what is the great thrill to be had from multiple sex partners and engaging in acts that are unhygenic? Doing things that otherwise repulse people if brought up at any other time? We weren’t created to debase ourselves in such manners. Human life has a quality of dignity, a certain higher value than caving into its baser instincts. Do these people secretly hate themselves and others like them? Do they claim to be open and enlightened because their desire is to take the rest of us to the bottom of the pit with them? Afraid I have been thought of for all my life as a prude and repressed because I didn’t share that view. Perhaps both of my parents weren’t perfect people but they imparted to me some wisdom that, Thank God, has seen me through life relatively unscathed by this sort of madness.

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    • Pretty much– witness these freakos:

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    • Something I wonder, when was the idea of being “prude” turned into a negative? That is, when was it that being considered to be honorable, fidelic, and in a monogamous marriage, turned into a point of slander, and why was it tolerated as such?

      Anyone know?

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      • Feminism no doubt contributed to that.

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        • Exactly. I think the sales job went something like “women are not treated fairly in sexual matters. Men are randy, polygamous things and women are expected to be monogamous, it isn’t fair!”

          Since the beginning some form of long-lasting union has been necessary from a purely biological perspective. Kids take a long time to raise to independence. It was necessary for the woman to have qualities that caused the man to want to remain with her and ensure that they survived.

          With the advent of Christianity marriage became a Sacrament. That is a holy state of being. What seems lost to the feminists is that things don’t have to be identical to be equal. Most men are monogamous. Men work very hard in their own ways just as women do.

          All of this leads to a belief that our civilization and culture is unfair. Therefore, it needs to be changed. These people seek to change it into something that seems personally gratifying to them. Not being familiar with or obligated to abide by Christian doctrine makes this easy for them.

          When we combine that with the Jewish ownership and control of media, it isn’t hard to see the why’s and how’s of our predicament.

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      • On looking it up here: https://www.etymonline.com/word/prude I see absolutely nothing to indicate it is a negative quality (modesty cannot be had “excessively” so that is negated as a negative connotation.) In fact it seems “prude” has every positive connotation, so only the evil would consider it a slur, really.

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  13. No doubt “Sarah”(-the-Sleazy-Slut) & “Mark”(-the-Malleable-Mental-Midget-Man) mentioned in the story, have reservations to attend the biggest orgy ever at Las Vulgar:

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  14. These people are deluding themselves into denying the permenant damage. These relationships do not survive in the long run.

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