The ‘Naked Commie’ Caption Contest

This is the 176th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

May Day 2018 Seattle

About the pic: On May 1, 2018, celebrated by commies as International Workers’ Day, a man mocks President Trump in the streets of Seattle, Washington.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 22, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Liberalism really is a mental disorder.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

39 responses to “The ‘Naked Commie’ Caption Contest

  1. Norm Wherrett

    Seven (7) Seattle P.D. Libtards admiring ‘street junk’.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. How do you like my new work clothes?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Don’t I resemble your previous mayor? Did he look this good?

    Liked by 2 people

  4. “I shall now mock your president by revealing my shortcomings to the entire world! Bwa ha ha ha!”

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Kevin J Lankford

    “See Me Now……!”

    Like

  6. Could somebody point me to the YMCA. I’m late for an important Date.

    Like

  7. Kevin J Lankford

    And now; Seattle police department reveals their new strategy of dealing with ‘perverts’;……chasing them away with “paint balls”.

    Like

  8. Silhouette

    My body is as barren as my mind.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Military honors… U.S. Senator… Democratic Party’s nominee for President… Secretary of State.
    I, John Kerry, screwed everything up but now I have found myself.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Come on guys whip me! beat me! make me write bad checks!

    Liked by 2 people

  11. “Don’t worry, the front is as good as the back…”

    Liked by 1 person

  12. “i just can’t help it. I’m a fucking idiot.”

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Silhouette

    Sooooo……What’s everyone looking at??

    Liked by 1 person

  14. The last naked guy they chased through a restaurant at noon they were shooting at, with guns. Then they shot some homeless guy for not paying for his seat on the light rail.

    You used to see this sort of thing every day in San Francisco. Now San Francisco is filthy and overstuffed with homeless. I guess all the nuts have moved North.

    And yes, this is a mental disease.

    My entry:

    Good to be back. Somebody stole the DeLorean. It had my clothes in it.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Picture perfect, take me with you. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Like

  16. Misery demands company. I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.

    Liked by 1 person

  17. “Motherfucker! One of those damn Seattle sea hawks just bit my dick off!”

    Like

  18. MyBrainHurts

    Can you gentlemen direct me to the “MeToo” march?

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Captain America

    Oh Alec Baldwin! You so cra-cra!

    Liked by 1 person

  20. Its the yearly try-outs for the Seattle Police Dept. Calendar. ” Shake it ! You go girl! ‘

    Liked by 1 person

  21. Is that Barbra “dress” rehearsing for a redux of “Yentl”?

    Liked by 1 person

  22. Andy Warhol back from hell

    Liked by 1 person

  23. Damn, if I would have known Seattle’s finest was going to be here I would have put on something more enticing.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the rescue.

    Liked by 1 person

  25. ManCavePatriot

    I just flew in from Frisco, and boy are my arms tired. I’ll be at the local ‘Starbucks’ for the next month so please stop in to catch my act. My security team expected a much more raucous crowd but will be happy to distribute signed photos of me with a ‘Trump Look-alike’ as a keepsake. MAGA forever!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  26. Patrick Cornell

    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear….

    Like

  27. What’s Hillary doing in Seattle??

    Like

  28. Debbie Wasserman Schultz begins her protest against the NRA.

    Liked by 1 person

  29. lindahunsaker

    do not know where to say this, so saying here, dem dnc killed seth as he was trying to expose dems suppression of the bernie campaign. obama fbi, cia police state – all minions of the soros new world order movement. do not get mislead by all their double talk and convoluted narrative

    Liked by 1 person

  30. Listen darling, it is so easy to get hot guys in uniform to pay attention to me!

    Liked by 1 person

  31. Look…Obama said, that gender was determined by what the person identifies with, so now I am both Americas first female POTUS and first lady !.. too bad Hill, I was the one to break that ceiling, and always will be. #2020 Lady Trump.

    Liked by 1 person

  32. Where is a policeman with a Star Trek transporter when you really need one!

    Liked by 1 person

  33. De Plorables Unum

    Trans-parency.

    Liked by 1 person

  34. You see my clothes. I’ve got the greatest clothes. And you know why? I’ll tell you why. Because I’m going to make transparency great again.

    Like

  35. Letting my MAGA all hang out, its YUGE baby… well not really.

    Like

  36. And just where is Your beef?

    Liked by 1 person

  37. Dennis Rodman’s white stupor-hero doppel ganger “Tad” makes a mysterious appearance in Seattle, dubbing the city the “United Socialists of America”.

    Liked by 1 person

  38. I lost my contact can one of you nice police officers help me find it?

    Liked by 1 person