Tuesday Funny: Sex with ghosts

A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture
on Paranormal Studies.

Wanting to involve his students as participants instead of being a passive audience, the professor asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

About 15 students raise their hand.

“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

Three students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic! Now let me ask you one more question: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”

Only one student way in the back of the lecture hall raises his way.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

Hamad grinned and nodded, got up, and made his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the lecture hall, the professor asks, “So, Hamad, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

Hamad replied, “Shit, from way back there I thought you said goats.”

H/t Ken R.

~Eowyn

16 responses to “Tuesday Funny: Sex with ghosts

  1. Love the vid, Doc!

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  2. Ewwww! Maybe too much “goat lovin'” causes wax to build up in one’s ears resulting in hearing loss.

    Goat or Ghosts, here’s “both in one” in the news again:

    Hitlery, the ghost of a [Baphomet] goat! I think you’ve done articles re her “back brace.” That 5/7/18 tweet says she was spotted again just last week with a “back protrusion”. One reply said it was her Reptilian Spine, lol!

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  3. Defibrillator vest? Better hurry and convict Killary Rotten Clinton before she kicks the bucket!

    Liked by 5 people

  4. I still think it’s Satan, I’m sure I heard him say to Hillary, “Don’t worry bitch, I got your back.”

    Liked by 4 people

  5. haha,got it!

    Liked by 3 people

  6. LOL… I thoroughly enjoyed that hit and run. 😂

    Liked by 3 people

  7. I was not prepared! LOL!

    Liked by 3 people

  8. That was good. Funny how that generated Hillary discussions. Of course discussions of necrophilia or cannibalism would probably result in Clinton discussions too.

    Liked by 4 people

  9. Thats what you get when you jaywalk and you didn’t tip the goat you just left.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. It’s the flashbacks:

    Liked by 3 people

  11. Good one…and accurate for some certain folk.

    Liked by 2 people

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