Friday Funny: Hillary’s funeral arrangements

Hillary Clinton goes to Israel to peddle her book.

While in Jerusalem, she suffers a heart attack and dies.

The Israeli government tells the U.S. embassy: “You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer — they want Hillary shipped home.

The Israeli diplomat is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would cost you only $100 to have her buried here?”

The American diplomats reply: “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”

H/t Ken R.

~Eowyn

24 responses to “Friday Funny: Hillary’s funeral arrangements

  1. Good one. Very good.

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  2. That is so funny!

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  3. That is a classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. You have out done your self this time Doc hats off to you.

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  5. Stephen T. McCarthy

    Hokey-Smoke! What a great way to start the day! Thanks for the laugh, DOC! (This one will be shared many multiple times!)

    ~ D-FensDogG
    STMcC Presents ‘Battle Of The Bands’

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  6. Michael J. Garrison

    Indeed, this made me laugh. It would be even funnier if liar Trump would’ve locked the witch up, but instead she’s left free to run BOTH Parties. The fact is, Hillary runs her party, as well as the party of her cousin, Donald (duck, you sucker) Trump..

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  7. the one thing I’d change is the price – given how much she’s stolen from so many it should be 5 million $

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  9. Truly, that was waaaay over the top! Congratulations, and thanks for giving all of us a good laugh.

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  10. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:

    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

    Amen! Send her by air freight with a guaranteed “no return.”

    kommonsentsjane

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  11. No matter who ended up with the remains, I’d want irrefutable evidence of a silver bullet or a stake through the heart, just to make sure.

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  12. Bury her upside down, if she tries to get out she’ll go in deeper.

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  13. How SICK of us to be laughing about her demise! Do I CARE? Not only no but HELL no!
    I’m forwarding the stuffing outta THIS one…Thanks Dr. E!!!

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  14. traildustfotm


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  15. Please, next time, post a warning not to sip one’s bourbon while reading your funnies.

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  16. I’ve always maintained that they should bury her face down so she can’t claw her way to the surface.

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  17. Italy is sending their honor delegation for Hillary’s funeral.

    https://fuhrerious88blog.wordpress.com/2018/05/04/italian-communists/

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  18. May the fourth be with you….BUT NOT WITH HILLARY.

    Like

  19. Where she’s going there ain’t no return.

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