. . . for FOTM’s 173rd Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest, with a total of 64 caption submissions, many of which are very clever and witty!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the clear winner of FOTM’s 173rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .
This is the winning caption:
Jimbo is in 2nd place, with three #2 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:
“Hillary struggles to get around without her broom.”
In 3rd place are Collie D, Jay and MyBrainHurts, each with one #1 vote, as well as Cynthia, with two #2 votes — totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Collie D: “Slip Slidin’ away / Slip Slidin’ away / You know the nearer your destination / The more you’re slip slidin’ away ~Paul Simon~”
Jay: “This kind can come out only by prayer. -Mark 9:29”
MyBrainHurts: “Damn your deplorable monkeys and their banana peels!”
Cynthia: “Ah shit! Maybe she shouldn’t have mixed her morning tonic of baby’s blood with vodka!”
In 4th place is lophatt, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
“I think her catheter just came loose.”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations, On Defense!
Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!