The ‘Final Warning’ Caption Contest

This is the 173rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

Hillary Clinton slips twice on stairs in India, March 12, 2018

About the GIF: On March 12, 2018, on a trip to India to promote her book and, once again, complain about her 2016 election loss, Hillary Clinton slipped twice while walking down the steps of Jahaj Maha palace in Mandu, despite being assisted by two men. (See “Hillary Clinton injured in India”)

Did you see the lash of flame on the right when Hillary is flanked by the two men?

St. Michael's fiery sword at Hillary Clinton, March 12, 2018

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 10, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Flashing his fiery sword, the great Archangel Michael declares: “This is your last warning, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Repent!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

94 responses to “The ‘Final Warning’ Caption Contest

  1. “Shit! I shouldn’t have worn these damn sandals! Since I’m a white American woman, I can’t make a decision on my own without consulting the men In my life! You know, like when I vote!”

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  2. Hillary performing a difficult stunt in her firsr Bollywood film “The Hindu gods must be crazy”

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  3. CNN: Humanitarian Hillary Clinton is pictured helping two men down the stairs during her recent trip to India.

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  4. Hillary struggles to get around without her broom.

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  5. Satan’s giving Hillary a taste of hell.

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  6. Not an entry but holy moly Dr. E, who saw that flash of hellfire? Great catch! (the sighting of the fire, not the catching of Miz Clinton)!

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    • Thank you, Chem.

      Isn’t that flash of fire INTERESTING? . . .

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      • Yes it is. Many moons ago a guy I worked with was into these ghost hunter operations. He asked me to accompany him because he thought I had a “scientific” approach to things and he wanted someone who hadn’t drunk the Kool-aid to go with him.

        We ended up on top of a mountain in an old mining camp. The people who owned it used it as a summer cabin. She had all sorts of evidence of voodoo and scrying all over the place. When we asked about it she denied knowing anything about it. Neither of us believed her.

        I took several pictures with a digital camera. Many of them had those type of marks. I still use the camera and I’ve never seen that happen again. They were swirls of energy. It’s a long story but that looks very similar.

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      • Yes, very interesting, especially the structure of it on the still frame- real ‘light’ doesn’t look like that when it’s reflected off of a shiny surface. If you look at ‘ghost’ photography (real ones), they are picked up by cameras and not always ‘seen’ by others- this is not a normal “reflection”!

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  7. you guys assured me that all that crap was covered up and behind me!! yet i just stepped in it again!!

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  8. “Slow Down Habib, Satan Can Wait ”
    ( flame appears, Jaamal grabs her other arm)… ‘Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do’

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  9. Physics on parade as an infinite mass suddenly accelerates: a fiery corona appears as the gravitational field around the Hildabeast collapses.

    Time also slowed down during the event: “it took forever for us to load her into the tuk-tuk”

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  10. You go girl!

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  11. and satan said “you shall not pass”!

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  12. Vince Foster gives Hillary a nudge in the right direction…. Straight down into hellfire!

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  13. Linda Sorci

    Brings to mind an old Paul Simon song – the nearer her destination, the more she’s ‘Slip Slidin’ Away’

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  14. Satan saw her falling and thought she was dying, so he was opening a one way slide for her on her trip to hell.

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  15. Ah shit! Maybe she shouldn’t have mixed her morning tonic of baby’s blood with vodka!

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  16. Yes we know Hillary it is your gastroenterologist fault that you lost the election.

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  17. That flame that appeared is crazy, I decided to look up what it could mean.
    So.. I ran across Aura colors…
    Interesting…
    Bright lemon-yellow: Struggling to maintain power and control in a personal or business relationship; fear of losing control, prestige, respect, and/or power.

    Roflol… That made my day !
    Love ya, Dr E. Thanks for finding this!

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    • Thank you, SmK!

      More than power and control, Hillary the Witch is struggling to just stay upright. Every pact with the Devil has an expiration date.

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    • Yeah, that’s what I found when I looked up the colors on my photos. She must have an out of control aura, or her demon does.

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  18. Handlers: OK. People are starting to question how you’ve become more, “able,” since 2016, so make sure you trip, or even better, tumble, down the stairs. The paps are watching..

    Inside hrc II head: make it look real. make it look real.

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  19. Slip Slidin’ Away!

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  20. Don’t let your grandmother suffer like Hillary. Support Parkinson’s research now!

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