The ‘You’re my bitch’ Caption Contest

This is the 171st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Sir Evelyn de Rothschild pokes Prince Charles

About the pic: Prince Charles speaks with billionaire Sir Evelyn de Rothschild during a reception at Clarence House on March 26, 2015 in London, England. Rothschild and his wife Lynn are pals of the Clintons. (Source: Getty Images)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 13, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption, borrowed from an Internet meme, so that this caption be ineligible for the contest:

If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he’s your bitch, then you may be a Rothschild.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

See also:

~Eowyn

73 responses to “The ‘You’re my bitch’ Caption Contest

  1. “I have the perfect little boy for YOU prince pedo”

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  2. It’s too bad the money didn’t keep us from aging!

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  3. Charles, do remember to bring your brother Andrew along next time – Epstein’s paedo parties just aren’t the same without him – especially since your mate, Mossad agent, ‘Uncle Jimmy’ Savile, is no longer around to get things going.

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  4. “Understood Mr Rothschild, I never doubted for a second that you had the smoking gun videos. A speech in favour of mass immigration, transgender bathrooms, and arming Isis in Syria, you say? I’ll get my secretary working on it asap.”

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  5. “As my grandfather used to say, ‘The man who does the paying is the man who does the saying!’….”

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  6. You know “Chuck”…I really don’t think you’re an asshole!… problem is… I’m the ONLY one on earth that thinks that!..

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  7. I told you he was supposed to marry that nice Jewish girl…

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  8. I’m All EARS cause you got all da Money!

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  9. On your knees now….

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  10. Dear boy, have you ever considered having your ears stapled back onto your head? It cuts down on wind resistance.

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  11. Praying Mantis

    Listen, Chuck, when I pull your strings, you dance!

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  12. NEVER let a good crisis go to waste, you bloody twit!!!

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  13. Bring me a fresh Pizza with extra Walnut sauce…NOW!

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