To pee or not to pee Caption Contest

This is the 170th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Águeda Bañón, the director of communications of the city government of Barcelona, Spain, strikes a blow for feminism by peeing standing up.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 27, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Peeing standing up will go down in history as the singular achievement of 21st century feminism.”

By the way, Banon is most likely a tranny. In another “peeing while standing up” pic, Banon has no mons veneris — the rounded mass of fatty tissue over an adult female’s pubic bones. Like a man, that area on Banon is flat.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.



68 responses to “To pee or not to pee Caption Contest

  1. Like pouring a cup of tea from the pot when the design has a shower head attached. Why even go there?

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  2. Caption: “Maybe Barcelona could get San Fran to show em’ how to make a map of where everybody shakes the dew off their lily and fertilizes the city. Yukk.”

    In any language No 1. is No. 1 and No. 2 is No. 2. Find a friggen bathroom for Pete’s sake.
    And she represents the city? Does she still have a job?

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  3. “I’m a little tea pot, without a spout. Here me shout…my ankles are wet!”

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  4. ” The rain in Spain falls mainly on the ……..streets ? “

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  5. She’s culturally appropriating from the muslim refugees!

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  6. ManCavePatriot

    A new Spanish #MeToo tradition; the running of the yellow ‘bull tinkles’ without horns.

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  7. A political lavatory: how Spain closed the borders to refugees

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  8. while playing charades her new word was MISSISSIPPI.

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  9. She can pee standing up. One smart cookie.

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  10. Come and experience SUP-friendly Barcelona! Enjoy standup paddling in our lovely rivers! Fearlessly standup pee on our ancient pavements!

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  11. Sooee sooee pig pig pig

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  12. I don’t know……she looks Russian to me.


  13. Whoo Who! Standing in solidarity with my mother who does this every day down at the “Old Folks Home!”

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