Hey boys! Chelsea Handler’s 2018 goal is to sleep with a republican!

Chelsea Handler

I recommend a hard pass of any woman that might enjoy an “urinary Bermuda triangle.”

From Fox News: Chelsea Handler is known for her inflammatory and often controversial tweets and her latest post did not disappoint. “In my effort to achieve some level of bipartisanship, my goal this year was to sleep with a Republican— voluntarily,” Handler tweeted on Tuesday. “It’s going to be tricky.”

The comedian has been focusing on political advocacy since her Netflix series “Chelsea” was cancelled last year.

She has made headlines lately for a series of offensive tweets including one about Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham. “Holy, f–k f–k. I just [saw] the video of trumps bipartisan ‘meeting’ yesterday,” Handler tweeted on Jan.10.

Hey, @LindseyGrahamSC what kind of d–k sucking video do they have on you for you 2 be acting like this? Wouldn’t coming out be more honorable?”

In September 2017, Handler went after first lady Melania Trump on Twitter.“Melania to host a discussion on opioid abuse. She says unless you have to have sex with Donald Trump, you have no excuse to be on drugs,” Handler tweeted on Sept. 29, 2017.

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30 responses to “Hey boys! Chelsea Handler’s 2018 goal is to sleep with a republican!

  1. seems to be no lack of whining cry babies having tantrums because things don’t go their way

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  2. Her parents will be so proud…😛😜😝

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  3. Like “Madonna” who offered a BJ to any man who’d vote for Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Handler is a whore, with ZERO self-respect. Both women regard themselves and their bodily cavities as sewers.

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    • Dr Eowyn . . . . What you have said is the absolute truth. Even though, the majority of us find that fact to be so very abhorrent! There is little doubt that . . .”That both women regard themselves and their bodily cavities as sewers.” To me that seems so horribly sickening. I don’t know of even one Conservative who views her body in these same terms.

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  4. I could do a whole lot better’n her. Or… it?

    Even 4th Street in Reno is full of people with better character and greater morals than Chelsea has. (And 4th street is essentially a drug-infested ghetto.)

    Only a real loser would put their hands (or anything else) on Handler.

    ~ D-FensDogG
    ‘Loyal American Underground’

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  5. She should contact John McLame-THAT’S about as close as she’ll ever get to sleeping with an R. Even the most lowly Republican has more self respect than that.

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  6. Who gives a hoot about what these retards say anyway? Only other retards do.

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  7. Just another one of satans daughter trying to push the big lie. With a broken moral compass pointing straight down.

    Liked by 6 people

  8. Warning: Do not sleep with Chelsea (Clinton or Handler) you might catch something Mr. Clean can’t take off!

    Liked by 5 people

  9. Might catch that dreaded Russian disease rotyercrotchoff.

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  10. Kevin J Lankford

    A little late for her to be trying to improve her image.

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  11. By the way, Ms. Handler, it’s “fluent” slut, unless you had something more disturbing in mind.

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  12. This person has to be one of the filthiest human beings out there. Her appearance as well as her mouth scream beware.
    I hope no Republican would ever lower themselves to her level of trying to be a shock jock and have sex with her. How demeaning.

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  13. Thank God I’m a libertarian. 🙂

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  14. Is she trying to be a sort of Goy Sarah Silverman? I halfway agree with her regarding Swisher Graham. We’ll see how her bolshevik audience treats her. Maybe she can borrow that Trump head from Griffin.

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  15. May suggest a RINO, after all, they do have 2 horns.

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  16. I’d rather remain celibate.

    Liked by 2 people

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