Jerry Seinfeld: ‘What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh’

Jerry Seinfeld 'young human flesh' 2014

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is a web series talk show directed and hosted by actor-comedian Jerry Seinfeld, which premiered on July 19, 2012, on digital network Crackle. In 2018, after nine seasons on Crackle, the show moved to Netflix. Episodes feature Seinfeld introducing a vintage car selected for a guest comedian, followed by a drive to a pre-selected café or restaurant for coffee.

Seinfeld’s guest in the last episode of Season 5 of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, which was released on December 18, 2014, was late-night TV talk-show host Jimmy Fallon. Seinfeld took Fallon for breakfast to John’s Pancake House in Montauk, New York. Fallon ordered a plate of pancakes and a side-order of bacon; Seinfeld ordered a plate of bacon and eggs. Seinfeld said to Fallon (1:15 mark in the video below):

“What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh. You were the guy with the brightly colored undergarments, and you’ve got soft human flesh in front of you.”

Fallon poked his stack of pancakes with his finger, then grinned and laughed, because, you know, cannibalism of little children is just sooo funny.

Jerry Seinfeld has an estimated net worth of $920 million. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee was nominated three times for a Primetime Emmy Award, and twice won the Producers Guild of America Award for Outstanding Digital Series.

These Hellyweirdos are sick bastards, sick beyond our comprehension.

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74 responses to “Jerry Seinfeld: ‘What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh’

  1. Really? That’s not what I want in a pancake…ugh

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    • Maybe Seinfeld needs to be investigated about what he’s really saying. I notice he was touching it when he made that sick comment. People have to realize that it’s not only pedophilia that has been going on in HELL e wood, it’s also pedophile snuff films.

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      • This is another form of “Goy bashing”. The idea is to plant subtle sick thoughts in the hope that they will sprout and send out roots. Seinfeld is notorious for stuff like this. He is offering a wink and a nod and implying that “between us initiated” WE know what’s what.

        They poke fun at Christian values all the time and love it when the get the Goy to laugh.

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  2. Achieving his level of popularity, success and wealth might drive me insane too.
    I watch his reruns every night. The episodes are often smutty, but by today’s new normal they are mild.


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  4. Why are you 3 years late in reporting this? Doesn’t make sense.
    BTW Montauk, New York is also the location of a U.S. gov’t bio-weapons station where lime disease was first created.

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  5. There is not a semblance of humor in what he said. Sometimes i feel like i am in a dream stuck in the twilight zone and i can’t wake up. Jimmy Fallon is nothing but a butt kisser to the NWO.

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  6. Beyond moral disgust! It is an example of how media minds are manipulating public thinking into accepting depraved evil.

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  7. That thought has never crossed my mind. When I see/hear these people in their own words I become extremely puzzled. How could they have gone so bad?

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  8. We live in a rotting society, where any significant percentage of the people would think just yesterday’s milquetoast douche bags like Seinfeld and Fallon were either cool or funny.

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    • Dan . . . . . Bravo! I could not agree more.

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    • Dan, your comment “We live in a rotting society” is too, too true; we are about where the Roman Empire was in 100 AD. But we process and generate change far more quickly than Rome could, which is why we encapsulate 750 years of that civilisation in 250, and will completely collapse before 2050, to where they were in 250 AD. This will be a very stressful time, but it will allow positive forces to assert themselves and a better nation will arise.

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    • molly . . . . I must admit . . . “I hope she’s not a trend-setter with those pants. They are truly ghastly. It appears that she has something wadded up in her crotch. Let’s hope they are not a designer creation.

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  9. IMO except for this blog, and a few weirdos who watch the alternate media, no one gives a crap about Seinfeld anymore.
    He’s over.

    So I watched Flake on Foxnews and later learned the seats were all empty in DC. except for three commies.
    don’t know if it was true it was empty, but wish it were true. These narcissistic ego maniac senators love to hear the sound of their own voices.

    And there is some freshman English Major who can now brag they wrote a speech that was delivered in Congress.

    So if it weren’t for FOX, there would have been a severely limited audience for what I thought was a awful speech. Worse than awful.
    Flake reminds me of Stalin (less the testicles).


  10. LOL’d at “sick bastards”. I’m so glad conservatives are finally realizing we can’t beat around the bush any longer.

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    • Jurist . . . . I agree, it is high time that the gloves are taken off. There is no way that you can possibly be nicey-nicey and take on a mentally ill libtards.

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  11. I’m not sure I will ever want to eat pancakes again after reading this.

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  12. Also, shouldn’t a Jew who eats bacon surrender his right to claim Jewishness?

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  13. The popular culture of today should not merely become unpopular, but detested. Just a suggestion regarding the last sentence, I know that Hellyweirdos” is not confined to Hollywood, but why not, “Hellyweirdos and it’s NWO producers, directors, friends, and supporters,” you know, something that brings everyone else into the scene as is done by winners of Oscars.

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  14. I never got a chance to listen to Seinfeld because I was always working. Seems to me I’ve missed nothing!
    That being said, Fallon (and Colbert, Kimmel and O’Brien) are all DELTA MALES.

    AGAIN: WHAT in the HELL has happened to MANHOOD? It’s been under eugenic attack for my entire life—from feminism, liberalism and even vaccines, food, etc., etc. But I was LUCKY: I remember the Real Men from my own childhood, before the 70’s or 80’s. They were flawed, they were crass, they were mistaken about many things. (Hey—some were even liberal Democrats!) But one thing stood out—like a sore thumb!—THEY WERE MEN.

    I will risk sharing something personal, something I know I really should not share: My late Father contracted polio in 1954, before Dr. Salk discovered his first vaccine. He was confined to a wheelchair for the last 49 years of his life.
    I never saw my Father walk on his own two legs without crutches and braces.
    We never went fishing. We never went to a ballpark. We had to find housing that was wheelchair-accessible. He could not take a job without ramps to the building, and elevators between floors.
    How did my Father survive? He survived by being TOUGH. He did not like having this dread disease (the vaccine to which has been poisoned by a simian cancer virus). And he admitted he did not know why he was singled out for it: He admitted he would have to wait until he got to Heaven to find out why he contracted it.
    My Father made it to the Finish Line because he was TOUGH. As in MASCULINE. As in His Manhood WAS NOT FOR SALE! And he was able, as he frankly admitted, to do this because he had a relationship with Jesus Christ.

    The West has thrown God overboard. The West has obeyed Nietzsche’s Dictum that “God is Dead!” The truth of the matter is this: God IS NOT “dead”—NIETZSCHE IS DEAD!

    I am convinced that if surgeons would ever open up Seinfeld’s head, or the heads of Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert, they would find—excuse my vulgarity—real sh*tholes! BE MEN, DAMN YOU!!!

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  15. sixlittlerabbits

    It’s not an accident that the only three people listening were Commies. Was equally vile Maxine Waters one of them?

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  16. :Years ago, wasn’t Jerry Seinfeld involved with some underage girl?

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  17. With much of what’s on TV it really doesn’t matter who is playing the part-the Writers are the ones who set the tone of the show;a show that’s good would probably be equally good with an entirely different group of actors,and vice versa.


  18. Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jim Carry, Stephen Colbert, Obama and more… are extremely malicious and specialize in terrorism, trickery and threats. It’s foolish to think Seinfeld had a slip of the tongue because his shields were down and heart open.

    The Royal Order of Jesters is a Masonic division of the Shriners and headed up by the House of Furstenberg of Germany and the House of Colonna of Rome. The Shriners are also known as the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine. As a European Masonic Order it is Arabic in relation to the Moorish invasion of Europe. The Furstenberg family use a Jester on their coat of arms and have a broad range of influence in politics, banking, and corporations. Court Jesters were used by royalty in medieval times and this still continues today.
    The Royal Order of Jesters is headquartered in Hawaii where Barack Obama is from. Barack Obama is a Masonic Jester trained in arrogant mockery and joking. Jesters specialize in mocking the truth and making jokes to deflect away from serious issues. Some Jesters are extremely malicious and specialize in terrorism, trickery, and threats and this type can be seen in entertainment like the Joker in Batman. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse are examples of sadistic Jesters and they have a large cult following known as Juggalos with a portion of them part of violent street gangs also called Juggalos. Juggalo gang members are insane blood intoxicated terrorists known for carrying out violent attacks and murder.

    Jim Carrey is a high level Court Jester in Hollywood and mocks people who expose the Illuminati. Jerry Seinfeld is a high level member of the Order of Jesters and like an elder. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is likely a female associate of the Jesters and also one of the highest level witches in the United States. Prince Urbano Riario Sforza Barberini Colonna di Sciarra is an Italian comedian and he oversees the comedic aspect of the Order of Jesters. Jesters are joyful wickedness. They get joy from terrorizing, humiliating, and torturing people.
    The Colbert family were a lower French nobility with Jean-Baptiste Colbert a Minister of Finance in France.

    Stephen Colbert is their Crowned Jester in the United States and a major gatekeeper using comedy to distract from the seriousness of political corruption. The news media even considers him as a legitimate member of the news media. The French House of Colbert use a serpent on their coat of arms and that is exactly the nature of Stephen Colbert. Colbert gets paid very well to consciously spread bold disinformation and lies backed up by comedy to distract society away from criminals that are attempting a full takeover. He even manages an online cult that cyber stalk people exposing criminals and they use mockery to do it. Seth MacFarlane is a high level Jester who subtly mixes comedy with sadism and evil. Alex Jones was even initiated by the Royal Order of Jesters and did a show as the joker.
    Secret societies like Freemasonry and the Order of Jesters are involved with sex slavery, pedophilia, human sacrifice, and a multitude of depravity. The most common practice among these Jesters is the consumption of adrenochrome and adrenaline filled blood. These initiations are how they incorporate and compromise aspects of society to go along with their takeover agenda. Prince Heinrich of Furstenberg and Prince Alexander of Furstenberg are the top managers of the Royal Order of Jesters and they oversee the sadistic and terroristic aspect of the Order of Jesters.

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    • Connection of many dots, some way out there, all right here.

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    • That’s fascinating information, Zip! I had no idea there’s a Royal Order of Jesters and, furthermore, that it’s an order within Freemasonry. The Order is even more secretive than the Masons, which should make them immediately suspect.

      “The order is very anti-publicity. For example, a website made by one of its members was removed after intervention of the National Court of the Order. The primary reason behind this was the desire of the Board to minimize the public exposure or public access to Jester information.”


      • Yeah there was a big trial a few years ago accusing them of prostitution with minors, mainly in Central America. There were judges and doctors involved. Their “meetings’ largely consisted of bringing in prostitutes to service the Jesters. Some were underaged and traveled across states lines.

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  19. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:

    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

    For your information – some real sick folks out there.


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  20. This madness seems to never stop or even decline. My reaction when I hear of these idiocies is to wonder how certifiably insane the speaker is. Most certainly I do not want them in my house or even town, if it were possible. Just appalling on all counts. And I thought I’d seen and heard too much before this!

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    • If this madness does not stop, the definition of madness will be reversed, turned inside out, and turned upside down. Those not following their ways will be seen as the insane. When leaving such communities, don’t look back.

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  22. “As it was in the days of Noah” is fitting here.

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