The Going to Hell Caption Contest

This is the 167th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Madonna Louise Ciccone, who will be 60 years old this August, is hawking a line of MDNA skin care that includes a 1.7 oz. tube of Chrome Clay Mask for $120.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 16, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

For once, Madonna is dressed appropriately. Where she’s going is flaming, sizzling hot.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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80 responses to “The Going to Hell Caption Contest

  1. Pictured here is the North American HasBeen, there are found mostly in the Hollywood region where their liberal cackling can be heard throughout the hills. They exist on a diet of self righteousness and applause. Be careful when approaching them, they are also know to carry many diseases.

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  2. Contest entry: If you’re tired of the old way of life and you’re tired of being told you can’t live like that, then hey, JOIN THE DNC, we give everyone the right to sin as you may and enjoy a fulfilled life ☻.( disclaimer once your sinful life comes to an end we are not responsible for any burning that may occur.)

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  3. As an older woman I never cease to be amazed by the claims of cosmetic companies. I’m afraid it would take more than face cream for me to look like that. I’ve just had my backside ‘sandblasted’ with rice powder (a new vortex method). Sorry but once your old there is no going back, unless you resort to more extreme measures. Next my liverspots – a staining treatment utilising cattle dung. I know too much detail !

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  4. I can’t define slut….but I know one when I see one

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  5. Yes, King Kong did not want anything to do with me!

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  6. Let’s see….if I try to blend in with pose and coloring….NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

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  7. Apparently, they’ve started rehearsing the Stupid Bowl halftime show.

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  8. Kevin J Lankford

    This is no contest for how many times, or how many ways you’ve been ‘nailed’……

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  9. When a picture has a smell, but shouldn’t.

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  10. And for another $120 we’ll remove the memory of this photo permanently.

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  11. Instead of blowing up the White House, Madonna can just scare the Hell out of everybody there.

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  12. She doesn’t sell without Blasphemy

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  13. This should be shown to every sex offender prior to release.

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  14. What a capitalist, where does the clay come from, is it blood mud? Patrons, look out.

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  15. Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it, strike a pose, there’s nothing to it: POISE! OOo… you gotta just… let the pelvic muscles go with the LBL flow….POISE!

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  16. Hey, my name is Sam and I run a blog called The Last Tradition. I’m looking to expand my blog roll and I think we have a lot in common. Check me out http://www.thelasttradition.com/ If you like what you see I hope you add me to your blog roll. I’ll do the same! Thanks for your time.

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  17. Reblogged this on necltr and commented:

    Blasphemous non-verbal communication.

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  18. Now there’s one veil that’s been torn from the bottom Up…

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  19. From, like a virgin, to a demonic conversion insertion perversion

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  20. Touchdown Jesus!

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