The ‘Don’t frighten the animals’ Caption Contest

This is the 164th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 5, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“OMG! What is the thang on Michelle Obama?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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50 responses to “The ‘Don’t frighten the animals’ Caption Contest

  1. Open open open

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  2. Meow, Cluck,cluck, Woof .. What’s up with the clutter in the shower?

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  3. Future Chinese buffet.

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  4. Seriously, can you see it? cluck, cluck, cluck……..
    Sssshhhhh, I told you those two (hens) spread rumors………woof, woof.
    That bbbbbbig…….wow……..meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!

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  5. Matt Lauer cooking breakfast,p. whaaaat, Lauer accused of sexual misconduct? He was fired!
    Cluck, cluck, cluck, rrrrrf rrrrrf, meowwwwww

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  6. Is that Michelle and Hillary?… And Bill and Obama?… F***k guys! They saw us! We’ dead! Scram!

    Liked by 3 people

  7. We want to watch “Animal Planet”

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  8. How come the fish get to be inside the house?? That is species privilege and we will mount an official protest…right after we nap.

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  9. What is Hillary up to now?

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  10. A ragamuffin Multi-cultural State for us looking in on an Ethno State for Israel.

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  11. Kevin J Lankford

    And rover says “they let me and the cat in when ever we want….The only way you chickens will get in is in a bucket, with plenty of ‘sides’.”

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  12. Finally a caption contest suitable for families and children!

    Liked by 2 people

  13. But we identify as your family… and you will just have to accept that. Now open up!

    Liked by 4 people

  14. What is Matt Lauer doing in our kitchen?

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  15. “We love the kitchen…….it’s our favorite room in the house”!

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  16. Look! The snowflake lady is hugging her dishwasher and apologizing. Her TV said it wasn’t the dishwasher’s fault her dishes weren’t dry.

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  17. Someone turn the volume up, the TV is talking about Trump WINNING again!

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  18. Run as fast as you can! They might grab us for their next spirit cooking session!!!

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  19. I TOLD you that they had a plate, bowl, and pan-making machine, and I see MY food bowl right this intant! I just don’t know where they put the food-making machine yet.

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  20. They’ve got to leave some leftovers for us!

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  21. Hey, is that old guy Colonel Sanders?

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  22. [left to right] These former “animals” now identify as Barack, Michelle, Sasha, and Malia; and they want to wish you Seasons Greetings and/or Happy Holidays.

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  23. Did you guys notice that Tom hasn’t come back, ever since they took him inside for their special holiday?

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  24. Impressed with how the machine drains the dirty dishwater? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Wait till the Donald’s done with the swamp!

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  25. “And they looked from the pigs to the humans. And the humans to the pigs and saw no differences between them.”
    (From Animal Farm by George Orwell)

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  26. Shhhhssssshhhh…Be Quiet! Hannity is about to give his monologue!!

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  27. Captain Obvious

    It’s BACON!

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  28. “See?? That’s what they mean by “chicken dinner”!

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  29. Don’t make us have to come in there!

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  30. I told you Babe’s been gone too long. Those are pork chops!

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  31. Kevin J Lankford

    What da’ya mean they can see us out here,……ya mean they can make ‘two-way’ glass?

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  32. Watch for the poop bombs if you go outside. That’s all I’m going to say bout that!

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  33. A cute picture taken at this year’s Nebraska State Fair.

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  34. Look, fellas I told the turkey not to go in there!

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  35. Look lady me and Max here need to borrow that oven for a few minutes.

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  36. Lucy and Madeline take the two chickens to see where their eggs have gone; the four interrupt breakfast in progress!

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  37. Leon Williams

    Look at what Bill Clinton is doing to Mueller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same thing he did to Comey. Nothing to see here move along now.

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  38. There I told you right on the dog food bag… main ingredient… CHICKEN!!!

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  39. European American

    Kitty: “When Grandma and Grandpa go off to church this morning, I’m gonna’ get me a piece of that freshly baked pumpkin pie that’s THIS BIG!”

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  40. How come the pigs get to live in the house?

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  41. Can you believe Michael Moore? What an animal!

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  42. Is That Apple Pie ?!?!

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  43. Dequavis Vatatmaja

    where’s the roblox game man?

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  44. ManCavePatriot

    Hey Guys, another example of FAKE NEWS. Dinner is NOT being served.

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