Wednesday funny!

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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

DCG

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8 responses to “Wednesday funny!

  1. That’s a great chipmunk GIF!

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  2. Funny. Very funny.

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  3. Fill two prescriptions -one each cheater.

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  4. “If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your tea.”
    “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
    —Attributed to Winston Churchill

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    • Another attributable to Churchill occurred at a Victory Day celebration. A noblewoman (I forget which) said; “You sir, are drunk!”. To which Churchill replied, “and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you’ll still be ugly”.

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  5. Wow-you folks are in rare form today!! Thanks for the laughs!!

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