The Nose Knows Caption Contest

This is the 163rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 21, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hi! I’m Dementia! I give new meaning to the expression “Led by the nose”!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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86 responses to “The Nose Knows Caption Contest

  1. “Gesundheit”

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  2. Captain America

    Moen. Bathroom faucets for your nose. Available at True Value and other fine retail outlets.

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  3. Singing….”If you’re happy and you know it…. Blow your nose!”

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  4. Deformed, demented, and demonically possessed is no way to go through life, son.

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  5. “INTRODUCING THE ALL NEW, MOBILE DOOR KNOCKER,!!!” ” ITS THE NEW FAD,! “IMPRESS YOUR FRIEND’S AND VISTORS” JUST SAFELY ATTACH 5LB RING TO NOSE AND STAND IN FRONT OF ANY CLOSED FRONT DOOR, OF ALMOST ANY HOME!” LET THE MOBILE DOOR KNOCKER KNOCK YOU OUT TODAY!

    Stevan II

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  6. ” PLEASE HANG TOWEL HERE”…

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  7. Now I’m guaranteed to stop picking my nose!!!

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  8. Kevin J Lankford

    New democratic policy: every female intern should come with her own ‘grab bar’

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  9. “Does this piercing make my nose look fat?”

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  10. …one in my clit is the same as my nose… but it VIBRAETS!!!

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  11. Man bait (on bizzaro world)

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  12. Working toward the goal of the ultimate piercing….total decapitation!

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  13. ManCavePatriot

    Jimmy Durante aint got nuttin’ on me…….Ha chachachacha!

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  14. Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion. Proverbs 11:22

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  15. Mossad denies allegations one of its agents attempted to steal the Large Hadron Collider in plain view of security officers.

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  16. I don’t know–do you think it’s big enough?

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  17. Is there a small chance that if I sneeze, I will accidentally blow my brains out?

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  18. Its how you keep pigs from rooting.

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  19. Mouth Breather

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  20. New with even more Towing Capacity!

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  21. I am fruitcake …hear me SNORE!

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  22. somewhere in America, a bathroom is missing a toilet paper ring.

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