The ‘Distinguished Service Medal’ Caption Contest

This is the 162nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 7, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

It only came to light months after the POS left the White House that the medal was for single-handedly destroying the once distinguished West Point Military Academy.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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69 responses to “The ‘Distinguished Service Medal’ Caption Contest

  1. Hadenoughalready

    Ash Carter should have used a K-Bar to pin it on…

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  2. Ash Carter loses Pin The Tail On The Donkey game.

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  3. “Did you enjoy your nap?” “Let me straighten the wrinkles on your pocket hanky.”

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  4. So whaddya want…a medal, or a chest to pin it on?

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  5. Never before has someone so undeserving been so applauded by so many so deluded.

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  6. “You scratch My Back, – or I’ll Damn Sure Scratch Your’s.

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  7. “Self Praise” – is sure Better than waiting for their’s..!!

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  8. Would you like the burger or the chicken nuggets with your Happy Meal toy.

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  9. carter pushed the pin too far and obama bled straw

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  10. I’ll pin you but I’ll keep my distance, you smell like caca.

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  11. Kevin J Lankford

    “And this pin is for the voo-doo that yoo-doo,… and done so well.

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  12. Mick Hartzell

    Damn Barry, I told you to trim those ‘Irish pennants’ before inspection.

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  13. Mick Hartzell

    Hold still, it won’t hurt for long.

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  14. and behind Obama is Satan, waiting in line for his medal…for as we know, evil shadows the powers of govt until the Light destroys it.

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  15. “I should wear gloves, I hope it’s not contagious!”

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    • JesusLovesFlags

      Gods loves us when we find humor from our own past afflictions — especially those that require a sort regime of antibiotics. Prayers work!

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  16. “I’m the Great and Powerful Obama……. it won’t be long before all Americans will bow down before me.”

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  17. Just like your peace prize sir?

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  18. For bombing the most countries of any Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

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    • JesusLovesFlags

      You’re so right. That Devil Obama could have bombed more. Let’s hope Our Dear Leader Donald J. Trump, lawful president of the USA, can do better for all of us!

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  19. Wondering why Obummer got his “distinguished public service” award on Jan 4, 2017 . . . when his R-E-A-L date of distinguished public service started on Jan 20th, the day Donald Trump was given the oath of office, and he assumed the onerous duty of pulling us out of the cesspool Obummer had created?

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  20. Leave them! They are blind guides! If the blind follow the blind, they will both fall into the pit!

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    • JesusLovesFlags

      And when the blind leading the blind start following the blind, it leads to the Lake of Fire. Eternal damnation to all evil Satanists who would drink the blood of our Savior and eat His body.

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  21. “The Muslim Brotherhood requested that you shall receive this highest honor for making certain that their agenda is given the highest priorities along with making them feel safe in the upcoming future Islamic America. Here is to you, President Obama, as you ascend to become the new Caliphate of the Americas.”

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    • JesusLovesFlags

      As long as America is guarded by pure souls like you, we can together take up arms and drive the Muslim infidels into the Gulf of Mexico, where all Evil dwells. Trump is so pure he must be the Second Coming. Praise be!

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  22. Kevin J Lankford

    “Danger!..Danger!…..Hot Air Alert!…Hot Air Alert!”

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  23. These clones don’t feel it if you stick them with the pin. I have the easiest job….

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  24. Here’s your $5 tip for 8 years of reckless stupidship… Now, GET THE HELL OUT!

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  25. Here’s ANOTHER “participation” award so you don’t go away with hurt feelings for being such an 8-year-long LOSER. Applause, Applause…now, GO AWAY.

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  26. I know Mr. President, but you can’t give yourself the Medal of Honor. You have to be happy with this one. At least you won’t have to pretend to like that transgender you married much longer.

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  27. Not every US President gets the Metal of Extinguished Foreign Service!
    Working for the other Nations of the World to highlight US shortcomings.
    #ObamaNation

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  28. Not for the contest, but now that Ashton Carton isn’t SecDef any more:

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  29. Ash Carter pins the DUD medal [Degenerate “UpperDeck” Dimwit”} on “He who shall not be named!”

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  30. NaturalBoredCtizen

    Look Barry, I don’t care where this used condom came from I’m putting it back where I found it.

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  31. Here is your hot dog medal, or do you receive a pizza medal? I always get you perverts confused.

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  32. Here you go Barack. This will look nice hanging from Michelle’s scrotum piercing.

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  33. Not knowing the camera was trained on them, Ash Carter and Obama replay the nipple pinching they played just the night before…

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  34. Obama has and will prove to be America’s worst president in recorded history.. With that said, he uses every opportunity to promote himself in every way he can, even to honor himself before leaving office with a medal deserving only to those in our military who served with honor and under certain distinguished service beyond required. He never earned anything on his own in life to be awarded for and most things was either awarded to him or given to him for no merits of his own
    President Obama Awards Himself Distinguished Public Service Medal;
    President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him with the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service.
    Secretary Carter awarded his boss with the medal on January 4 during the Armed Forces Full Honor Farewell Review for the President held at Conmy Hall, Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall in Virginia.

    Carter insisted that the medal was a token of appreciation for Obama’s service as commander in chief, the Associated Press reported.

    After spending the last few weeks throwing roadblocks in the path of President-elect Donald Trump and his transition team, Obama nonetheless claimed in his remarks to the members of the military in attendance that “We’ve got to make sure that during this transition period that there is a seamless passing of the baton, that there’s continuity.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/04/president-obama-awards-himself-distinguished-public-service-medal/

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    • JesusLovesFlags

      You’re too smart to stay at Carl’s Juniors. May the Lord bless you and get your name off that state registry soon.

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  35. Helene Pineau

    “Mr President, if Bruce Jenner can receive Glamour’s Woman of the Year Award, we can certainly award you the Medal of Distinction.”

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  36. This is going to be a good caption contest.

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  37. ” Because of your total lack of effort, this year’s “Complete and Utter Failure Award” is being given to you for your inability to sell one box of Girl Scout Cookies.”

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  38. Captain Obvious

    I can’t believe I drew the short straw!

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  39. “You’re my hero Ferris Bueller!”

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  40. Pinned for the prom!

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  41. JesusLovesFlags

    I killed bin Laden and all Trump can do is Tweet. What a Loser.

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  42. Patio Furniture

    For pulling off being the first gay, Kenyan not-born-American, married to a Wookie, borrowed kids-having, organic teleprompter-being, Islam-loving, America-hating, puppet of Soros, we award this ( we can only pray to God ) one time medal, “Sheer Audacity”. We do have another one coming for keeping that vile cunt out of the WH, your one real achievement.

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  43. Titty Tickle…

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  44. Everyone gets a participation medal!

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  45. ” Be careful, this will beep if you leave your safe space.”

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  46. “Awww crap !!! I thought I was getting the “Order of Lenin.”

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  47. No, Mr. President, this doesn’t mean we’re going steady.

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  48. “And here’s your Balfour Award from Central Casting. You may be lazy but you know how to follow a script”.

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  49. all you’ll feel is a small prick..but i’m not tellin’ you nothing am i?

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