The ‘Distinguished Service Medal’ Caption Contest

This is the 162nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 7, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

It only came to light months after the POS left the White House that the medal was for single-handedly destroying the once distinguished West Point Military Academy.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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69 responses to “The ‘Distinguished Service Medal’ Caption Contest

  1. For your outstanding efforts to normalize anti-Americanism we bestow the Sheeple’s World Achievement Medal of Pride upon you.

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  2. Obama: “Careful now, I paid for that medal.”
    Carter: “It’s made of aluminum, Sir.”

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  3. “The jewelry will go in faster if we get your nipples hard first, Emperor”.

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  4. Stop playing with my nipple rings, people are watching.

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  5. Oh nooo, now I am going to have to wash my hands to the bone after touching this piece of shyte
    If it looks like shyte, talks like shyte, SMELLS like shyte, it is shyte, now where is the soap and hydrogen peroxide, aargh I won’t sleep for a week now

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  6. Another perfect example on why I am against handing out participation and last place trophies. 😥

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