Wednesday Funny: My dog

I just realized something . . . .

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks —

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My dog is a Democrat!

H/t Peter

~Eowyn

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17 responses to “Wednesday Funny: My dog

  1. Thanks for the laugh. Our dog is right up there with yours!!!

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  2. Dogs! The only Democrat worth it all!

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  3. I assume you’ve also seen cat vs dog theology?

    A dog thinks “My person loves me, feeds me, takes care of me, cleans up after me… He must be God!”

    A cat thinks “My person loves me, feeds me, takes care of me, cleans up after me… I must be God!”

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  4. Yeah, pretty much why I got rid of my dogs. But mostly because they were both mean and/or sneaky passive aggressive toward my neighbors and friends/family. And expensive. And loud. And destructive. And smelly…
    Now that they’re gone, I get deer spending quality time in my yard. And leaving behind equally large amounts of “souvenirs” for me to clean up.

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    • I had a HUGE garden one year when I lived out of town a few miles-the Deer LOVED it.
      OTOH,during the winter,I got the opportunity to stoke up the fire in the morning,sit at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee and watch,through the big picture window,the same deer walking contentedly through my yard on their way to the river for a drink of water and a quick bath. My Dog and Cat and I LOVED it.

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    • Good grief, cogito. This post is a JOKE, directed against Demonrats, not dogs.
      While our pets indeed don’t “work” and depend on us to feed and care for them, the unconditional love and companionship they give is priceless.

      Clearly, you are not a dog person and should not own any.

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  5. Reading the original post again, it seems that would also nicely describe my own life in junior high. And probably many guys in high school, college, and beyond as well.
    I was fortunate to have had a math teacher turn my path around in 7th grade, but many guys keep living this way (and expecting to, and for others to take care of them) for… the rest of their lives. AND, for that matter, so do many gals.
    Especially if they can get away with it, find enablers, and/or become anarchists, “progressives”, “liberals”, or otherwise part of the new left. (Or, for that matter, part of the “old” right — or left — and their built-in wealth…)
    So much just from studying a dog’s life!

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  7. LOL!!! Classic Line

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  8. The perfect Democrat and he’s got my vote for sure! Now, my Barney is a 12 lbs. maltese, sometimes he is more of a “chicken” than a dog, a king with no crown, my boss, I’m his maid and his servant, he walks me twice daily, Refuses to go out if it’s hot and will not look at me when I go out and -he stays. And when I come back, it’s MARDI GRAS, THE FOURTH OF JULY, anything and everything, Barney is HEAVEN’S SENT.

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  9. My dogs are the same lol. Thank you for sharing:)

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