The ‘St. Vitus’ Dance’ Caption Contest

This is the 160th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 10, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Leo DiCaprio: “Damn, those Victoria’s Secret models they done gave me crabs!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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34 responses to “The ‘St. Vitus’ Dance’ Caption Contest

  1. Darn global warming has given me jock itch.

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  2. I learned this one from ‘Elaine’ on ‘Seinfeld’…..

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  3. Who put the Vicks in the Preparation-H?????

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  4. I got ants in my pants, and I gotta dance!

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  5. Celebrating post-op penis implant
    Leo DiCaprio: “I’m a real boy now!”

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  6. Scott Merson

    This illuminati, lizard person’s snake dance is making my sacroiliac hurt.

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  7. Hey Leo baby, let’s see you do that in the buff for us!

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  8. Leo’s “I’m a vagina” dance

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  9. I don’t get it.

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  10. dance of the hot pants from hell…

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  11. MSNBC’s class reunion

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  12. satanist leonardo dicapprio’s impersonation of fellow satanist jim carrey

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  13. This is the dance you do when Satan is pulling your strings. It goes best to the tune of “We’re in the money.”

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  14. This is Leo’s interpretation of how Obama dances for his buddies at the Mosque.

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  15. Leonard Dicrapio says “it’s getting hotter down here-where’s my carbon tax?”

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  16. I’m an asshole, but you can just call me Leo.

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  17. Get out of me Obama in the name of jesus I demand you leave my Butt

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  18. “Me? I ain’t white, I got rhythm.

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  19. I’m getting too old for this pop locking crap.

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  20. What? No obvious “manhood” swinging like on the Ellen DeGeneres Show?

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  21. I think that last hopeful starlet gave me crabs.

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  22. Decaprio’s motto: DANCE LIKE IT HURTS!

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  23. Keep shooting Steve, I’ll keep dodging ’em….

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  24. Kevin J Lankford

    Bet ya didn’t think he knowed how ta dance……Ya wuz right.

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  25. Ok Michael (Jackson), one more time… Ok, watch. THIS is how you do it. Got it?

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  26. Leonardo, learning the bill and hitlery mating ritual dance

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  27. Leonardo, dancing at the “Hillary is now a Methodist pastor” celebration party

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  28. idon'tremember

    ou, ou, ou UUUUUUUUUUUo meggee, o meegGEE, blada, BLAda, bladA dooooooooooOOOOOOoooooh WANGO wango bliddy!!!!!!

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  29. Having just watched the sneak preview to Al Gore’s latest climate change movie, I feel so excited that I just gotta dance; I can’t help it!

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  30. Ya know…Harvey touched ME too!

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  31. Every libtard should watch this video. The ridiulousness of their ideas is perfectly mimicked in this dance.

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  32. ManCavePatriot

    If you guys want a piece of me, you’re gonna have to wait until I work up a sweat.

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  33. Leo is SOOOO concerned about the environment, he holds in his own farts so they don’t add to greenhouse gas levels.

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  34. Leo: “I call this move the Downed Power Line.”

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