Transgender jogger poops on people’s lawns in Colorado; claims First Amendment right

FOTM reader No Retreat recently wrote a comment with which I very much agree:

“I fully believe and regularly state, that many or most people in the world have absolutely gone certifiably crazy. I mean truly crazy.”

Here’s an example.

A female jogger, dubbed “The Mad Pooper,” who claims to be a MtF “transgender,” has the disgusting habit of defecating on the lawns of a neighborhood in Colorado Springs.

Spencer Wilson reports for KKTV, Sept. 16, 2017, that for at least the past 7 weeks, a mystery woman jogger has been defecating in a neighborhood of Colorado Springs, including right outside the house of the Budde family.

The Buddes dubbed the woman “The Mad Pooper”. Cathy Budde says her kids first caught the woman mid-squat, pants down and unashamed:

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

Budde estimates the runner leaves behind her feces at least once a week:

“Two other times we’ve caught her — caught her yesterday — she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching.

I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped. There’s plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she’s targeting. This is intentional.

Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department said:

“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”

Officers asked Budde to take photos of the woman to help identify her. The runner could be facing charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.

On Sept 25, 2017, KRDO‘s Dana Clemens reports that a man claiming to be the “spokesman” for the Mad Pooper, whom he calls “Shirley,” posted a video to explain her actions.

KRDO originally had the video embedded into its report, but the “spokesman” has since removed it from YouTube. The “spokesman”also  refused to answer KRDO’s questions to verify his identity or find out if he is actually speaking on the jogger’s behalf.

In the video, Shirley’s spokesman says she is sorry for defecating on people’s lawns but insists her actions are not her fault because she has a traumatic brain injury and cannot control herself after “gender reassignment” surgery.

Note: The spokesman’s claim that “Shirley” can’t control herself is clearly bogus because the Budde family noticed that “Shirley” comes prepared with paper napkins to wipe herself after pooping.

Shirley’s spokesman also claims her public defecation is protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself, comparing defecation to breastfeeding in public.

Budde’s neighbor Shirley Thevenot said: “I breastfed all of my four children and that’s just ridiculous, as far as I’m concerned. There is no comparison between those. Resident Julie Teffetteller agrees: “Breastfeeding is nourishing your child — you’re doing something to take care of someone — but pooping in someone’s lawn is only damaging.”

Criminal Defense Attorney Jeremy Loew says Shirley’s claim of First Amendment protection is bogus:

“Defecating in someone’s yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime.”

Loew says Shirley could face indecent exposure charges, which might land “her” on the sex offender registry. He added that if her spokesman’s videos are a bad move:

“This is actually the worst thing the family could do. Maybe they thought the videos would make the situation go away, but they won’t. People all over the world are talking about this, and police will catch her. The man in the video will also have to be called into court to testify.”

Police continue to follow up on leads about Shirley the Mad Pooper’s identity. If you recognize “her,” contact the Falcon division of the Colorado Springs Police Department at (719) 444-7240.


56 responses to “Transgender jogger poops on people’s lawns in Colorado; claims First Amendment right

  1. “Charmin offers free toilet paper to the ‘mad pooper’ if she turns herself in”

    the health threat this person is putting upon the family by leaving his feces on their property should be considered as well…
    In san diego, the health department is dealing with hepatitis because of homeless people pooping on the streets (and doing other things)…
    this person is truly “crazy”…on so many levels.

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  2. Transgenders, what a lovely group. So, they cannot control their bowels due to their willingly undergoing hatchet jobs on their own bodies? Send them to India where “Street Sh***ng” is the norm (Saboteur had a photo once… a row of men squatting & pooping on the street).

    More re the First Amendment issue by Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel. Even though he was referring to the NFL crybabies, the principle would also apply to Jogging Poopers & many other SJW “causes.”

    LEGAL REALITY in plain English (I added the brackets to fit the current story):

    9/27/17: “NFL Players Have No First Amendment Right to Protest”:
    We have heard many people claim that the athletes [or poopers] have a First Amendment right to [poop anywhere] kneel in protest of the National Anthem and injustice, but this is not accurate.

    In order for the First Amendment to apply to any situation, there must be a government actor on one side and a private person, group or organization on the other side.

    In the NFL [or pooper] context, there is no government actor and thus, there is no First Amendment concern.

    The NFL and the various teams [or private lawns] are private and the players [or poopers] are private actors. The players [or poopers] have no First Amendment right to protest [or poop] during their employment [or on private lawns], including during the game [during poopers’ jogging routine].
    Continues at above link.

    Anyone who cannot control their bowels needs to wear a diaper or stay home.

    The jogger is probably some paid provocateur to continue publicly “pushing the envelope” against societal norms, because who in their right mind would do such a stupid, disgusting thing?

    BUY A TREADMILL & jog at home & poop on your own exercise equipment!

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  3. No self respecting person would even think of doing such a thing. This is a low life, attention seeking moron idiot!

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  4. Has anyone followed this skank to see where he/she/it lives?

    A gun would also be persuasive, but I know Colorado frowns on that. Even a BB gun would be a deterrent, as would someone with a slingshot full of buckshot, if they know how to use it! 😸

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  5. These CO Springs people need to lace their lawns with crab boil and give that Pooper a case of Cajun Revenge.

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    • That was also my first response… but I thought about poison ivy. Which would, of course, create problems for all. So instead, I’d try itching powder, which will wash away eventually. Heck, with my engineering prowess, I could rig little air jets to shoot puffs of it from multiple angles at her dangly bits as she does her thing. But that would probably get me arrested… heheheh.

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    • Yep, a little Skunk Cabbage and Poison Oak should do it.

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  6. Sounds like it’s time to break out a 12 gauge and some rock salt.

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    • We had a neighbor who used that method while I was growing up… we’d throw feed corn at her house at Halloween (why? just a dumb tradition called “tick tack”). She’d be waiting and ready, and come out shooting. I don’t think she ever hit anyone. And back then NOBODY reported such actions to the police, or complained to mommy and daddy. We just accepted it as what we deserved. Try that today… you’d have a swat team on your lawn in minutes. And the media would paint you as a lunatic from the far-right.

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    • I’m thinking a bright chartreuse paintball gun, loaded. They claim they sting pretty good, too. That way the police can be certain they have the right one. but I like the rock-salt idea too!

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  7. She/he should move to Paris, France, they do all kinds of disgusting cultural disintegrating filth there. Ugh.

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  8. “Brain damage due to gender reassignment surgery?”. They operated on the wrong end. I’d get a high-pressure sprayer and be laying for “her”.

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  9. “We’ll fight you in the streets. We’ll poop on your lawn”. Maybe he/she is an Islamic convert.

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  10. We ARE living in times in which everyone, corporately, is going crazy. This has been a problem in San Francisco for years. This is not political speech, and is a form of passive aggression that really warrants a knockout roundhouse or haymaker. As well as a solid year in jail.
    You know, Barack Obama did everything he possibly could to open the portals to this kind of behavior. I’m actually surprised (and relieved) there is not more of it.

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  13. “Denver decriminalized public defication to protect illegal aliens”; see 24, 2017. I am not sure about Colorado Springs. IMO, CO has gone/is going off its rails with liberal laws, so I doubt anything will come of it, other than a slap on the wrist. I live in downtown Denver, and truly, its becoming quite common in certain areas to see what some people have left behind on the sidewalk, and some certainly have no qualms “urinating” in broad daylight. I also see people “openly having sex” in the park by my house, and calling the cops does nothing. CO is becoming a “3rd world country” in some parts and it’s quite sad really.

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    • Yeah, I guess if they can’t send us away they’ll bring the “Third World” here. Slick Willy used to speak of this. Nobody paid any attention. He said there was a “leveling” coming. Of course that doesn’t mean a rising tide lifts all ships. Quite the opposite.

      They will keep bringing them in, despoiling our culture until you can’t tell Denver from Nairobi.

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      • Lol….I truly am having that problem already! I sat in court today for some hearings and it was very eye opening. I watched a poor mentally challenged older (white) gentleman get 30 days in jail for calling a black man the N word. The black man was a ccw carrier, in a suit, about 50, telling the judge “in this political climate, I, as a black man could have shot him, as I was provoked”. I sat there, stunned and watched the old man get cuffed (after he apologized, groveled, boot licked-to no avail) and cry on his way out the door. It’s time for me to go…somewhere else!! I am open to any ideas…. 🙂

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        • HOLY SHYTE. America, land of the fee, home of the slave. WHAT about the old white man’s right to FREE SPEECH?!? Obviously, he doesn’t have any “right”, except to accept the coming Noahide Laws.

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        • So a triggered negro or snowflake has more rights than Whitey? He thinks he can just shoot somebody that pisses him off? Thank you, Obongo, for the gift that keeps on giving.

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  14. you filthy animal

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  15. Why would anyone expect normal behavior from someone who willingly had its body mutilated to satisfy it’s mental aberration?
    Just another example of The Left shitting on Normalcy…..

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  16. I see nothing wrong with kicking ITS ass with army boots every time IT steps on the property. A couple of times should at the very least get them to crap on somebody else’s lawn. The new guy should repeat until the lesson is learned. And a bag of my own defecation deposited on the head of the offender might be a nice touch.
    It seems those involved know about when this is going to happen, so why can’t the cops sit in the bushes in ambush.

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    • Unless it’s part of the “New Normal”, the cops have been told to stand down, obviously. And they will, because they love their benefits and pensions (and masonic masters) much more than they love the Constitution of the United States or the natural laws of God.

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      • “Keeps crapping in your yard, eh? Nothing we can do about it. “She’s” transgender ya’ know. Now, you’d better mow that lawn or you’re looking at a $500 ticket”.

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  17. Dracula had a fine solution.
    Impaling defecation ends when the stake penetrates.
    It decided to squat but did not notice the stake.


  18. When my dog poops where ‘she’ shouldn’t, I rub her nose in it…

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  19. I guess she never has heard of using Depends. This is being done for whatever purpose she thinks she is entitled to use.
    Indecent exposure, health crisis, anything just get her arrested, there is no amendment to cover her crime.


  20. You don’t need the police…you need a well trained attack dog.

    I have come to a similar conclusion except I don’t believe people to be crazy, they are just scum. Period.


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