The Mad Man of North Korea Caption Contest

This is the 158th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 12, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Pretending to jot down every word the dictator says, his aides amuse themselves by scribbling “Kim Jong-Un is a big fat idiot. Kim Jong-Un is a big fat idiot. Kim Jong-Un is a big fat idiot….”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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47 responses to “The Mad Man of North Korea Caption Contest

  1. I want pork fried rice. I want won ton soup. I want 2 egg rolls. I want pepper steak. And oh yea, I want death to America. Did you get all that?

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  2. “Uh…Uh-oh…I wonder if I can make it to that port-a-potty before it’s too late?!”

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  3. Will my attire get me on G.Q. ?

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  4. Does this suit make me look fat?

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  5. In a clearly staged propaganda photo intended to show that the technology of the DPRK does not lag behind that of the Western world, the Happy People’s Fearless Leader poses with his chief of staff – all of whom are busily strategizing on North Korean iPads.

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  6. This is my imitation of ” mini me “!!!

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  7. ….and I think I pooped myself again….kill my cook!

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  8. Just a little game of “Guess my weight” however to the loser…..20 years hard labor!

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  9. See my massive Schlong? No? YOU DIE!!!

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  10. Donald Trump wears the pants here, you are wearing the wrong size, too big for you.

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  11. Kim Jong-un’s resemblance to movie director Michael Moore is amazing!

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  12. Kim proudly shows off ‘baby bump’ after latest visit to North Korea by Dennis Rodman.

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  13. Kim : I’m not fat…….I’m fluffy!

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  14. Videos can often take the place of a thousand words.
    I don’t believe anything will happen, the little fat kid is posturing on the World stage to cut some profile. I’m betting he does nothing.

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  15. Mad Man Caption:

    Ice Cream (check)
    Potato Chips (check)
    Pepsi (check)
    Hershey Bars (check)
    6-pack of Bud Lite (check)
    Oreo Minis (check)
    And don’t forget the grape popsicles!

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  16. NO! This is how you do an Atomic Wedgie!

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  17. “Who are you, that is so wise in the ways of science?”

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  18. Does the CRAZY make me look FAT?

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  19. According to our charts, Dear Leader, you do indeed wear it better than Hillary.

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  20. And that concludes my order for Jimmy John.

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  21. And I like my soup extra hot so have them nuke it. Get it? Nuke it? I am always the life of the party!

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  22. “Today’s pop quiz. Failure to answer correctly will result in execution. If a missile falls in the ocean one thousand miles off the coast of California and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”

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  23. Saints and lamia

    Little do they know my master plan is to overthrow Colonel Sanders and make Kim’s Atomic Korean BBQ the #1 food chain on the planet.

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  24. Moochie’s bulge is bigger.

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  25. Try to bayonet my rectum and America will bathe
    in Cobalt-60.

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  26. General Tso meets Dim Son!

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  27. North Korean Pajama Boy

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  28. I keep telling you…(by threat of death) palazzo pants ARE back in style.

    Liked by 3 people

  29. “And thanks to ‘Diet Delight’ I’ve already lost 40 pounds!”

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  30. THIS is my Hitler stance-pretty good,huh?

    Liked by 2 people

  31. Kevin J Lankford

    What choo mean I look like man in berka……my good American friend, dennis rodman give me this……dennis rodman great American fashion expert and diplomat.

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  32. Trump is going to shove what up my fat ass? Say it with music!

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  33. “When you go shopping for me in China, make sure to get the ultra wide Depends, and 5…no make that 6 tubes of Preparation H…oh and don’t forget some Listerine…”

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  34. I have ONE simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently my colleagues tell me that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for?

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  35. The Pyongyang Herald must be holding a doodle-a-dick contest.

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  36. Don’t fall asleep….
    Don’t fall asleep…..
    Don’t fall asleep……
    Don’t fall asleep……..

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  37. Oh and tell Chan Ching he must bring the condoms this time.

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  38. Oh no! Dennis Rodman leave something in my butt. Help me pull out, or die!

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  39. Get me a raw steak, fries and something for these damn hemorrhoids and make it quick.

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  40. ” That’s right. Who ever comes up with a way to strap my uncle Kim Long Tong to the next ballistic rocket will get a promotion in my cabinet. He called me little nephew. You know I hate that.”

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  41. Are you sure this glorious pants suit was made by Hillary’s designer?? They sure fit tight in the Badunkadonk here.

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