The ‘Bus to Hell’ Caption Contest

This is the 157th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: See my post of July 4, 2017, “Debauched Oxford University students raped a goat”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 29, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The future of Britain eagerly line up for the bus to Hell.

For the winner of our Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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46 responses to “The ‘Bus to Hell’ Caption Contest

  1. Our Mommies and daddies will be SOOOOOO proud of us!

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  2. “I say–truly, none will remember hearing of a man enjoying a goat so much!”

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  3. Kevin J Lankford

    They’re gonna need a bigger goat…

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  4. Forget gold and silver, invest in a STD pharmaceutical ETF.

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  5. I’m a naaasty woman.”

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  6. Everyone was so excited as Graduation Day for the New World Order came to a close.

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  7. Ashamed that its members are 95% White, the Piers Gaveston Society tries to create its own kind of diversity on a field trip to Parliament.

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  8. “Come aboard, experience once in a lifetime excitement, you won’t be disappointed -no refunds, no returns, no questions answered!”

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  9. Perverts On Display

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  10. Okay,people-the NEXT question we need to answer is,”Who should we throw under the Bus THIS year?”

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  11. Here’s a load of Congress Critters on holiday.

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  12. Two boobs and a bunch of nut cases.

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  13. “This is your driver speaking. Men to the left, women to the right, everybody else, you can sit in the middle. Any conservatives, just wait, you will be thrown under the bus just as soon as we start moving.”

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  14. Says right here…Bus to Oz, free boobs, brains or gender reassignment. Tinman told me he’s woke…looking to swap for a rainbow model!

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  15. The driver on the bus says “show me your crack, show me your crack!” all through the town.

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  16. That Silver Guy Has Quite The Skewer….

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  17. “Last one on the bus has to f@ck a goat!”

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  18. Just practicing before getting involved in politics and some day a Congressperson.

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  19. Someone hide the farm animals.

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  20. I wouldn’t be surprised if Al Gore blames this on “climate change” as well…

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  21. OMG Such weirdness. (Not an entry; an observation.)

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  22. Let’s play a game! It’s called “Guess who has AIDS!!”

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  23. The weirdos on the bus go round and round….

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  24. God Help Us!

    The royal family must be laughing their scales off.

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  25. the satanists on the bus go round and round….round and round, round and round…..the satanists on the bus go round and round……..all to go to hell.

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  26. Helene Pineau

    Next stop Sodom & Gomorrah.

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  27. Like its not bad enough that you have to take a bus to hell, but the short bus at that.

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  28. Black Lives Don’t Matter at Oxford.

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  29. The DNC goes on a bus trip.

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  30. Princess Blowme and Sir Gulpsalot off to the Gates of hell.

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  31. “Shoes and Some Shirts Required to get on the Bus.”
    “No Requirements to ‘Get it On’ with Each Other”

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  32. Kelli Roberts

    “We’re off to piss on the Wizard…”

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  33. ken Wilkinson

    The BBC PC Brigade enjoy their annual day out at the Tunbridge Wells sex festival.

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  34. Future faculty at UC Berkeley.

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  35. “Is this the conga line to Comet Ping-Pong Pizza?”

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  36. Saints and lamia

    “Next stop, Sodom and Gomorrah.”

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  37. ManCavePatriot

    They seem to be asking each other if the Wizard will grant them a heart, a brain,or courage.

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  38. patrick thomas

    White Privilege is so last season, Binky. Catch the Silver Priv wave with all the cool kids. Crustless watercress finger sammies; Himalayan Deep spring water; mummsy and dada footing the bill of course. Oh do come along, Digby Niles and Yates!!

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  39. First World problems: where to put my debit card?

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  40. “Children are our future.” Blue mutant children that sodomize goats.

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  41. The front line of Obama’s dream team!

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  42. Hmmmm. I wonder if that saucy Asian gal second from right has a thing for older guys?
    Ahem.

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  43. ManCavePatriot

    Said one of the female guests, ” I think I left my IUD on the vanity”. Reply from the crowd, ” Nobody is checking ID’s for this party”.

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