Thoughts from the shower…

shower cartoon

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word “scent,” the S or the C?

Do twins ever realize that at least one of them was unplanned?

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”

Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

If you replace “W” with “T” in “what, where and when,” you get the answer to each of them!

DCG

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13 responses to “Thoughts from the shower…

  1. Now my brain hurts.

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  2. That was good!

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  3. That required a lot of lateral thinking! Good for you!

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  4. Keep up with the showers, don’t worry about getting other things dirty.

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  5. DCG-You make me smile….

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  6. Stephen T. McCarthy

    GOOD STUFFS!

    The best thoughts I ever come up with while in the shower are things like: “Dang! I forgot to take my socks off AGAIN!”

    ~ D-FensDogG
    (link:] Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends

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    • OK Stephen….here are some of my shower thoughts….repeated continually…I never seem to learn: 1) Do I really need my reading glasses in the shower? Why do I have them on my face? What do I do with them now that I am IN the shower? Do I get out and drip all over, slip and fall, or do I hang them somewhere and they will surely fall down and be scratched or damaged, or do I just continue wearing them (VERY DEEP THOUGHTS, I TELL YOU.)…and 2) I am in the shower, but when I get out, where are the clean towels? I know I forgot to bring the clean towels into the bathroom. I guess I’ll just step out and drip-dry on top of my old dirty clothes…then, I’ll run to the laundry room naked to find a clean towel…and 3) Where are my clean clothes……(refer back to where is my towel in # 2).

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  7. That truly was marvelous! Thank you for adding to my day!

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  8. Here’s one to add. Why do BLM thugs and their “cucked” lap dogs worship Michael Brown? These people are too stupid for words:

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  9. Goodness.,that must have been a long shower to come up with all those great thoughts. Did you have time to actually wash?

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  10. Do baths work just as well?

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