The Dick-and-2-Bushes Caption Contest

This is the 156th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On July 14, 2017, Bill Clinton (POTUS #42) playfully posed between statues of his predecessor, George H.W. Bush (POTUS #41), and successor, George W. Bush (POTUS #43), at the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Texas. (People)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 15, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a POTUS by the toe,
Makes no difference, Dem or GOP,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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48 responses to “The Dick-and-2-Bushes Caption Contest

  1. “We’ve got Bush.”

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  2. Scott Merson

    Hiding behind the bushes while looking a Sodom and Gomorrah

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  3. One day I’ll be this good!

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  4. Kevin J Lankford

    A clinton in the bushes is better than two clintons in the White house.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Hadenoughalready

    “Nice, firm bum, Georgie”… Once a freak, always a freak! Time for Billy-boy to get fitted for his new “love-me” jacket.

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  6. “A Dick in hand is worth two in the bush…”

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  7. Criminal contest, eh? I’m in.

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  8. Reagan James

    Three Stooges

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  9. I screwed more Americans with NAFTA/GATT/Glass Steagall repeal than these dumb Bushbots!

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  10. This isn’t the first time Clinton’s “turtle head” popped out in an inappropriate place.

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  11. Behind every great man is a great woman(izer).

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  12. Bill is always happiest when he is surrounded by big bush- that’s why he married Killary- she’ll razor her opponents but not her mezzanine.

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  13. patrick thomas

    Be careful, there’s a rapist hiding in the Bushes,

    Liked by 4 people

  14. “Three hardened criminals” or “Bill’s at it again!” or “Larry, Curly and Moe”

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  15. “Bill exhibits new gender identity #500: love of same-sex, globalist, racist statues!”

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  16. That’s not what I meant when I said “Get me two bushes!”

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  17. Pedophile’s game of ‘peek-a-boo’…..

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  18. Lost little boy gives HW a warm feeling down his leg.

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  19. “Hooeeeee! Once ah get old peety in thar it taint that bad. Softer than Hills a mite.”

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  20. The mother company of “Build-a-Bear” introduces it’s new line,
    Bill-da-Bush!!!

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  21. See-THESE is Statues-but I’M the REAL THANG! Uh-where’s the Wimmen??

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  22. Hehe–Hillary will never think to look for me here!

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  23. The 3 Liberal Stooges.

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  24. This is a great place to pick up girls…..I have been hiding in bushes for years.

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  25. Hahaha…these two are cold as steel but I’m as hard as a rock

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  26. Eeny meeny, miney mo,
    catch three traitors by their toe,
    two pure evil, one pure ho,
    Which one shall we hang first, yo?

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  27. A little prick among giants.

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  28. Pssst, Monica, she’s gone!

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  29. Maxine Armstrong

    After a close election cycle in 2016 Little Billy was delighted to discover his diminutive status among giants, uncontested.

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  30. Two big black testicles and a little dick. Is that Michelle Obamas junk?!

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  31. Okay #43, this will only hurt for a second.

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  32. Leaders of the world’s largest crime families get together during a break in the action at this year’s Pedophile Convention.

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  33. Kevin J Lankford

    Okay hillary…..Okay, you proved your stare can turn men to statues. Now I ain’t comin out till you turn em back.

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  34. Captain Obvious

    “Hey you two, it’s just like the old days at the Bohemian Grove!”

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  35. Guess where my other hand is!?!?!?!

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  36. ManCavePatriot

    Quick, take the picture before the pigeons return.

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  37. Slick looks more like a “Dickhead,” in the picture to me.

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  38. Left ball, right ball, who’s the dick in the middle?

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  39. This Picture Is In Perfect Perspective.

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  40. George W shows George HW Bush his hemorrhoid.

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  41. Now I’m off to the bathhouse district in Chicago to go feel up the Obama statue.

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  42. Trump on hand is better than a Clinton and both of the Bushes.

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  43. You really didn’t think there was only one did you????

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  44. The incredible shrinking pervert.

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  45. Michael Dullea

    Three peas in a pod

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