We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 155th Caption Contest!

So many very clever captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 155th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Craig!

Here’s his winning caption:

What planet will we screw next?

Close behind Craig, in 2nd place, is anon, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Welcome to the anti-christ last supper…..

rjwanderer is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

Screwtape makes a toast.

Arche N. and stevenbroiles are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

The “Deep State” deep in their cups…

A Norman Rockwell post-modern Thanksgiving.

Jurist and MomOfIV are both in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

A single grenade tossed on the table would have taken out the whole room, as nobody would have jumped on it.

How many CEOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! They are too busy screwing us!!!

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Craig!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

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5 responses to “We have a winner!

  1. Big congratulations to Craig!!!
    Thanks to all who participated, especially anon, rjwanderer, Arche N., stevenbroiles, Jurist and MomOfIV!!!

    dancingbanana Carrot Chilli Muffin PurpleBanana Pineapple Strawberry

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  2. A word on genentech (one of the guys in the photo is head of genentech); in the late 80s I was reading an issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association and it had a piece on genentech. They had perfected a means to give a viral coating to a mouse egg and had placed another mouse egg in contact with the first. The eggs fused due to the action of the viral coating and since the dna was compatible, a fertilisation took place. The embryo was placed into one of the mice and it later gave birth to a female mouse, all such offspring will be female as no male chromosomes are present. As I recall, this issue was from the mid 80s but I was reading it in 89 in a public library and I’ll never forget it. Of course it mentioned lesbians wanting to use this technology, I wonder how far it has gone since,.

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  3. Pingback: The Dick-and-2-Bushes Caption Contest | Jim Campbell's

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