The Masters of the Universe Caption Contest

This is the 155th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 1, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

But they tell us there are no conspiracies!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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37 responses to “The Masters of the Universe Caption Contest

  1. truckjunkie

    WATER??!? THIS is SUPPOSED to be WINE! You’re not doing your job Barry….

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  2. Nice target cluster. Release the predator drone.

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  3. What planet will we screw next?

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  4. Kevin J Lankford

    And obama hussein says: Alright now…We are all in agreement, Trump is out, and I am in, again…..”Down With The People”…..”Change Y’all Can Believe In”….Oh yea..Cheers.

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  5. Stephen T. McCarthy

    END-TIMES MATH: 13 + Barack = 666

    ~ D-FensDogG
    (link:] Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends

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  6. how many CEOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    none! they are too busy screwing us!!!

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  7. Clus-ter – n. – a group of liberals telling each other how important they are.

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  8. Obama: “Eric – Quit trying to take every one else’s crayons.” “Mark – You are supposed to color inside the lines.”

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  9. Toast at the satanists banquet:
    To all the goodness we forgot…may evil rule the day!

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  10. The “Deep State” deep in their cups…

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  11. A single grenade tossed on the table would have taken out the whole room, as nobody would have jumped on it.

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  12. jumpstart11

    So I said to Michelle, yes honey Melania looks exactly like you, but with a human head.

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  13. “O’Bama”: “L’Chaim, y’all! Who says you need to be Jewish to be a Zionist, eh?! That idea fools ’em every time!”

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  14. Once in every decade the Devil takes attendance.

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  15. Okay, everybody, now that we have gotten everybody believing that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ, we can unveil the REAL one.

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  16. All hail Satan

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  17. Globalists Scheming & Toasting

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  18. A Norman Rockwell post-modern Thanksgiving.

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  19. So let us raise our glasses to all of our added Luciferian plans of action !!

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  20. Say hello to the Globalist Dream Team. A vast coalition of James Bond level villians. I’m sure they just finished sacrificing some chickens to Moloch and are making a toast to some dark pagan entity. All proper decorum for a spirit cooking feast after all. Only question is did the breast milk come from Hillary or Pelosi…

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  21. Welcome to the anti-christ last supper…..

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  22. Screwtape makes a toast.

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  23. Barack Obama: the Lord of the Flies.

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  24. Pirates of the 21st Century.

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  25. The Strategies of Hell.

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  26. Cons-piracy, breathing together, dreaming up evil….

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  27. Just an intimate dinner of pizza and hot dogs among friends….wink wink.

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  28. traildustfotm

    What a target-rich environment! (for humorous captions, of course)

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  29. Next time, I say we drink only the blood of virgins.

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  30. And in the master’s chambers, they gather for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast!

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  31. To Lucifer, he throws one hell of a dinner party!

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  32. “Hell’s progressive dinner”

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  33. ManCavePatriot

    I was prepared to toast with blood, but Hillary and Podesta emptied the fridge for one of their ‘Spirit Cooking’ dinners.

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  34. patrick thomas

    After Obummer killed millions of jobs across the US, Apple CEO dead after this photo was taken, Co-inky-a-dink? You be the judge.

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  35. Official photo of the 2017 Peter Touching Contest

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